MY name's Ed. I like writing things and reading corny fantasy fiction. An stuff. Vidya games are cool too.
Archery, Video games, Music, Martial Arts (Aikijujitsu).
Anime, Video Games, Swords, Archery, Martial Arts, Fantasy Fiction, etc.
The Jolly Rogers, Blackmore's Night, Barenaked Ladies, Freezepop, VNV Nation, Antonin Dvorák, Bach, Mozart, Beatles, Flogging Molly, The Young Dubliners, The Dubliners, The Chieftains, and many more.
Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, The Simpsons. I don't really watch that much TV.
Wizard's First Rule, Stone of Tears, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Once and Future King, Harry Potter, A Short History of Nearly Everything, A Song of Fire and Ice series, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Things They Carried, War of the Worlds, the Time Machine, the Isle of Dr. Moreau, Many more.
"Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain. Cut well old friend, and then farewell." -Sir Orin Neville Smythe, "The Flight of Dragons"
"Communism is like prohibition; it's a good idea, but it won't work." -Will Rogers
"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm" -Colette
"A sign in the yard of a church next door said CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. (The question, of course, is: What do you say when you strike your thumb with a hammer?)" - Bill Bryson
And here's a flood from Douglas Adams:
"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
"I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals."
" Mozart tells us what it's like to be human, Beethoven tells us what it's like to be Beethoven and Bach tells us what it's like to be the universe."
"A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons."
"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone capable of getting themselves made President should by no means be allowed to do the job.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
I AM HAM