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Juniper Swiftheart (Not the reaction I was expecting. Instant spoonage)

Member #42144 created: 2004-02-18 22:36:29Simple URL:   

Name: Kate Klinckman


I went granny-tipping and stole these glasses. You think I'm kidding, but really, I'm not.


Part II of a Romeo & Juliet piece, themed on Romeo's banishment.

I am a simple girl and have little to say, but I will say this...

I am not clever enough to write well. I am not eloquent enough to change people. I am not smart enough to make a difference. I know too much to sit idly by, but I don't know enough to fix the things I see wrong. I am too sensitive to be self assured, but too cold to get people to trust me. I'm not the best or the worst at anything. I want to leave a mark, but I also want to be left alone.  I believe in humanity but I hate people.  I am unremarkable, but unforgettable. I am Kate.


Jesus, You are the coolest buddy!

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.

Same as it ever was...
"i just want a man who is a self-centered jerk, who thinks he's all that but really isnt, and is solely concerned with having sex"-your average teenage girl nowadays. Gosh...I just want to believe in something beautiful.

-Mass deletion of crap. I will write something worthwhile when i have nothing better to do with my time.

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You know what? If you read this far, youre awesome, so you deserve to see some awesome stuff. Kudos to Drew at . So heres what's up...

[Penguins will rule the world!]

Oh yes, it's true. There's no use denying it! It's so obvious, yet smashingly clever... See, Penguins are the perfect advocate to the Secret Service..I mean, they already got the whole lil tux get up going well as this: Penguins can't be racist...They're Black AND White! I mean, heck yeah, if you can wobble like the lil penguins do, and slide extreme distances on your tummy...heck.. that is essence of Cool.

Go. Love. Worship. The Penguinator Love's You!

Penguin Calls (cell messages)

When Penguins Attack

So why would penguins want to attack? probably has something to do with THIS!

Check these games, who doesnt love Yeti Sports?! On a scale of one to awesome-o, theyre shweetahss.

Who says Penguins can't fly?

Part 1- Pingu Throw
Part 2- Orca Slap
Part 3- Seal Bounce
Part 4- Albatros Overload
Part 5- Flamingo Drive
Part 6- Big Wave
Part 7- Snowboard Freeride
Part 8- Pentathalon

all awesomely penguinaized games.

* I am on a mission..
To feed baby carrots to a penguin. ^.^


I <3...
The One..The Only..The Penguinator Himself...[OutToLunch]
*My* Teri Saab....[Cyril]


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Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 7

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 44°3.000'N 103°3.996'W

Place of living: USA-South Dakota

Town: West River

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 163

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