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The Red Baron (Fed up with this tomfoolery.)

Member #4431 created: 2003-02-08 18:55:46Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/4431 Bookmark and Share

Name: (waves hand performing Jedi mind-trick) you don't need to know my name

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The Red Baron at Beirut International Airport two years ago prior to departure to Egypt.

You will note the evident exhaustion.

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This picture of me was taken by a friend of mine while we were back in Egypt.

He saw me leaving my room as I just woke up and said that he had to take it; and so he did.

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Before you send me a message, there are several items which you should consider:

1- This is my house, MY house, you hear. I can post whatever I want on it as long as it abides by this place's rules. Kindly keep your wiseguy and smartass comments to yourselves. Insults and offences will be reported. You have been warned. You either comply by my rules or don't send messages.

2- Don't send me an empty "Hi" or "Hullo" or "How's it going". Kindly have something to say or say that you don't. For you actually nice people out there who might feel indignant for this. I'm sorry, the idiots out there compelled me to do it. They left me no other choice than barricade deployment.

3- If you use improper English and/or net slang, my reply will be a nasty "Sod off". So use proper English when talking to me, repeat PROPER English. If you don't know how to do that, there are thousands of institutes, schools, and universities that can teach you how to do so.

4- I don't enjoy empty topics, random idiocy, or any shallow thing; so send in something meaningful. I don't mean the silly little junk they teach at schools, I mean the facts you spend time extracting from textbooks. As an aid to topics, I enjoy professional scientific topics, medieval history, and medical articles.

5- Abso-bloody-lutely no cybering.

6- Lastly (this is something I've been doing for quite a while), if you send me a chain letter or something in the form of "Send this to x number of people in y duration of time and your wish will come true, don't send it and you'll be punished for breaking the chain" sort of thing, I will report you. The server does not need to be overloaded with such idiocies.

7- I love my country, more than all of you lot, so if you want to talk to me, you will talk about it with respect. Patriotism means more to me than online entertainment. My homeland has been the expendable pawn on the chess board for too long; we have suffered while the world watched as if it were a show at the Circus Maximus.

8- I can be very sarcastic if I want to; and I do that very often. If you find my remarks a bit too scathing, go weep and whine elsewhere. I'm rather nice when you get to know me though; give yourself that chance and don't blow it. I only give it once.

9- Below 18? Forget it! Immediate blocking. I'm fed up with children of mental age here, I need not ones of the chronological age as well.

10- I will not relent to block anyone I don't like, so there.

11- If you don't like my rules, well, poor show on your part. As mentioned earlier, go weep and whine elsewhere.

12- I don't take kindly to ignorance, idiocy, people beneath my intellectual stratum, nauseating adolescents, fad followers, and the revolting like. Due to the sad fact that this site does not offer the most convenient facilities of hanging, drawing, and quartering, I will have to make do with blocking.

13- Let's just say that I am, on the whole, a hardened veteran of this strife we know as "life".

P.S. If you're a medical student or practitioner, then you are most welcome to join our syndicate, the Elftown Meds. How to join, just ask me, I'm the president of the union.



That said, you may now send messages at your own risk.



What’s this? A visitor? Come in, at your own risk that is.

Now, noble visitor, have a seat by the fire, a cup of tea, and some cookies.

So, what brings you to my place? You’d better divulge quickly, or else. I have ways to make you talk.


Yours truly is also the owner and, as I like to put it, commander battle droid of the Star Wars Fanatics Guild.

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Special thanks to [Savien] for this badge.


The Indomitable Lebanese Spirit; a small sample of the injustice my people have suffered throughout the ages.


For those who seek information about me, seek the knowledge at Miscellaneous by yours truly.


In conclusion, have a nice day, thank you for stopping by, peace and God bless.

Age: 26Year of birth: 1983Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 8

Gender: male
Elftownworldmap 33°40.14'N 35°59.406'E

Place of living: Lebanon

Known languages
ArabicEnglishFrench

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Computer interests
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information seekingstrategy gamesWindows

Other interests
artbookschess
historypoetryrole playing
theatrewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex


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