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Scojoey (*Giggles.* Not sure where I am...*Snorts...* :D)

Member #53513 created: 2004-04-19 23:52:42Simple URL:   

Name: Joey...(Read my diary)


Mah eye...taken on 5/20...tee he...


This is Agatha and her babies. Not the same hedgie as above. I now have six plus the five babies. Sonya in the picture above is also pregnant. So I will soon have 11 plus hegehogs. :P

<3 Joey

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Fuck It!


Well, came across this from a friend on facebook. So I decided to do it. It came out EXTREMELY funny. Lmfao. So, here it is. Check it! :D

Directions for Y-O-U! (If you want to be as pathetic as I):
{If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the Next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. Don't skip songs.}

1) Opening Credits: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
2) Waking Up: Don't Forget About Us - Mariah Carey
3) 1st day of School: Me & U - Cassie
4) Fight Song: Mr. Brightside - The Killers
5) Breaking up: Lips of an Angel - Hinder
6) Happiness: StickWitU - PussyCat Dolls
7) Life's Okay: Show Stopper - Danity Kane
8) Mental Breakdown: Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
9) Driving: I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco
10) Flashback: Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
11) Graduation: Oh - Ciara
12) Getting Back Together: Irreplaceable - Beyonce
13) Wedding: Crazy - Gnarles Barkley
14) Sex Song: Lose Control - Missy Elliott
15) Birth of a Child: Shake It Off - Mariah Carey
16) Final Battle: Too Little, Too Late - Jojo
17) Death Scene: Perfect - Simple Plan
18) Funeral Song: Be Without You - Mary J. Blige
19) End Credits: Walk Away (Remember Me) - Paula DeAnda

LMFAO. Omg, that came out so perfectly. I put it on the radio station on MusicMatch. LMFAO. That is soooo funny!!! Thank you, Haley!!!! Much love everyone! Enjoy the movie!

Much love,

<3 Joey

Age: 22Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 9

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 37°13.812'N 103°17.280'W

Place of living: USA-Kansas

Town: Ashland

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Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

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Civil status: live together with partner

Sexual preference: same sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 180

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