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me at a fancey dress party lol b4 u ask i was a naughty skool girl crossd with cow girl lol
this is one of my dogs her name is Dizzy... she's loverly
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this is a pic of me and my otha dog pepsi!! Pepsi is nearly 2yrs old now...I look terrible it that pic I was a bit drunk!!
This is my cat tinkerbel. shes 15yrs old now.. its a crap pic but she hates her pic took... gunna get a better one soon!! Had her since I was one!!! she died in january! bless her!!!! love you forever!!!! miss you!
[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]
U don't wanna click on this really u don't! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?emzya
I doubt that anyone will actually read this but I'm gonna put down sum of ma favorite things.
Well hmmmmmm...............wat 2 write here................... well my name is Emma-Louise Anderson I am 18 at the mo.How the f**k are you ment to look 25 wen you 18 to buy ciggarettes? sumone please tell me I'd luv to know.... but then this is the great laws from london. we all must obey..(this said in the voice of a darlik.. of course)
well I go to northumberland college (kirkley hall) 3/4 days a week I am doin a national diploma in horticulture..(don't take the piss!!)
I live in alnwick a shitty small town with nowt 2 do apart from roam around and look at the beautiful castle and the lovely Alnwick Gardens ( please note the extensive sarcasim in the last sentance, all the above is a complete waste of time and money!) I like to....................................
Hang out wid ma m8s, listen to music, watch my T.V....................erm
Things I hate.......well I hate lads who tell you they Love you and they don't mean it!!!.............. I hate it wen people make fun out of others because they are different from themselves!! nobodys perfect! before you make fun of others look at yourself because you will have your own faults! everybody has there faults!!
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere
my unyielding path is yet crossed by the lowly Moose of Failure.
I don't exist why does the world hate me. What have I done to deserve this pain inside! What is there around me but meaningless lies!! The hatred inside, the feelings I have to hide!My life is meaningless! Why do I deserve this. I just want to hide away! I just want to die today!!
why do you try and hurt me is that all I'm good for? why me cudn't you choose some one else?? why did you hurt me and why did I let you get so close to me? why did I let you hurt me? Why did i bother you were so close to me!! Why can't I just fade away?
[(x) <- means youve done it
(_) <- means you haven't]
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I HAVE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (not on purpose)
(X) I HAVE RAN AWAY FROM HOME
(X) I HAVE BEEN NAKED IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
You have to go look on my m8's pro they rock so much when they walk the ground moves!!
luv u guys!!!! IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!!
Sian [tinkers123] shes my best m8 she always helps me owt!! she knows everythin bout me! and she is always there wen I need her we always hav a laugh!! give her any shit and u'll hav me 2 answer 2!!
Stu [*I-Write-Sins Not-Tragedies*] he is such a nice guy!! he is really minty!! he is a good laugh!!
Scott [scotty b] he is a really mint m8!! he is so canny and a right laugh!! ;-))
Ant [Deviant1] ant is a really gud m8.. he is very nice. he wud never put anyone else down!
Emma J [*Ema*] Emma is one of ma best n8s she's mint and loves to chat!!lol.. she is really canny!! and she is totally awsome!!
Leane- [lblake] this is leane is on of ma m8s and loadsa fun and she is minty fresh!!
Kieth- [gremlins] this is kieth he is one of ma m8s and is cool!
Michaela- [sexy goddess] this is michaela she is one of ma m8s and she is mint!
[love2003love] he is really cool and good 2 chat 2!!
Chink [#chink#] this is chink he is a good mate!
Caz- [Blasphemous Rumours] she is the best!! she'll always be there for you when you need her!! luv ya!!
Al- [OOH LA LA] she's mint havent seen her in ages tho xx
Vicky- [Vixen!] Vicky my darling Vicky!! she'll always be there 4 u and she is great fun!!
Nathan- [Darkend_Mind] Nathey my honey! he's loverly and he is caring as people get!!
Sarah M- [BANG!] Sawa she is cool she never has a bad word 2 say bout any one!!
Emily H- [P5hng Me A*wy] Emily is a great m8 she always makes you smile!! she's great!she is one of my besst m8s!!
George-[Calm before the storm] he is really canny and he will always have time 4 u.! and he is always up 4 a laugh!! He's great 2 chat 2!!
Martin [Martins House] he is dudey!!
Hannah [silver sunshine] this is hannah she livesn along way away from me!! miss you!!
Cathy- [Cathy89] this is cathy she is really cool!!
[.Sweet . cheeks.] she is the mintyest person that I know!!!
Sharon [crying thorns] Shaz is a dudet!!! be nice to her!!
Laura [LAURALOVE.] she is soo cool United against Charvs!!
Will [Xizenaroth] he's a dude! He's a great guy!! And he's great at givin hugs!!
Daryl [insane-membrane] He's a great m8 and a great guy he'll be therefore you through thick and thin!! he's one of ma best m8s!
James [SmokeyX] He's a good m8! he's cool 2!
Gareth- [she is starting to damage my calm^]he is really canny....
Christine [i.♥.you] she is a bit wierd but hey who isn't ... *cough*
[Barrassg] he's canny! ;-P
If I missed any one I'm really really sorry!!! Just tell me and I'll put you on my list!
<centre>TELL ME IF I HAVE MISSED YOU OFF MY LIST OF GROOVY PEOPLE AND YOU CAN BE A GROOVY PERSON TOO!!!! SO JUST TELL ME!!!</centre>
My sis [kirst] KIRSTY ma sister!!!!!
[W-E-S-T-Y] he is so cool he is one of the mintyest people I know!!!!
Bands I like:
Guns 'n' Roses
my chemical romance
You have 2 go on all these wiki's they are my m8s but go on them coz they rock!
Bollard of broken dreams
Emma is a sock rocker
GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
21= Your just amazing:P
[: 12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it]
MESSAGE ME PLEASE!!
<centre> u know u want to!! lol..</centre>
Hullo y'all. This is Alice, Em's gd friend just thought I'd say wat a minty person she is! She deserves so much!! GO EM! ROCK ON! Lv ya hun..Missing: </center>
|Age: 21||Year of birth: 1990||Month of birth: 4||Day of birth: 24|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Favorite drawing objects
|chasing the preferred sex||dancing||disco|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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