2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Hahaha
2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Penguin-Bird? I want your Eragon comic finished so I can see how you draw dragons. Chop-chop! Stomp-stomp!
2018-04-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: How red is the rose
How deep is the well
Your feet are like flowers
'Cause boy do they smell!
2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: no poetry allowed in here what does this look like a jam session! * throws jam jar at crimson*
2018-04-22 [Sheamus Finn]: Looks at his drum then lights it on fire....Neverm
2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *hundreds of ants start swarming the jam on the floor*
Do you want anteaters? Because this is how you get anteaters.
*goes back to not drawing anything ever again, not even conclusions or breaths*
2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: You wouldn't stop drawing even blood, too, would you?!
2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *already died like four hours ago and can't respond*... *eats ramen*...
2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: *puts anteater in his ramen that is also filled with ants* This will fix it.
2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *takes an antacid*
2018-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort gains 1xp*
What's this?! Mort is evolving!
*Mort grows a second arm*
Finally! Two of these things!
*eats ramen with both arms*
2018-04-23 [Sheamus Finn]: Hold it, Penguin with two arms? doesn't that make him a matre d?
2018-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *slaps you with both hands at the same time*
Yes. Go bus table seven.
*tosses you the keys to the bus*
2018-04-25 [Pied Crow]: Caaaw, caawwww!!!
*gives the truck a talon massage*
2018-04-25 [Mortified Penguin]: STOP YELLING, THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!
*spits at Misty*
The fuck is this?! Mort is devolving!
*Mort's second arm shrivels up and falls off*
2018-04-25 [Mortified Penguin]: *throws the arm at Nuk*
Deliver that steak to table 89.
*points at a group of school children reading quietly by the non-fiction section*
2018-04-25 [Pied Crow]: I think I'm done giving the truck a new rim job, Boss. Is it good?
(19h ago) [~Crimson Angel~]:
(13h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, yeah. Now toss Misty's flower salad, all the croutons are on one side.
(3h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: I personally love crust on the side