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2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Hahaha

2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Penguin-Bird? I want your Eragon comic finished so I can see how you draw dragons. Chop-chop! Stomp-stomp!

2018-04-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: How red is the rose
How deep is the well
Your feet are like flowers
'Cause boy do they smell!

2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: no poetry allowed in here what does this look like a jam session! * throws jam jar at crimson*

2018-04-22 [Sheamus Finn]: Looks at his drum then lights it on fire....Nevermind....

2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *hundreds of ants start swarming the jam on the floor*

Do you want anteaters? Because this is how you get anteaters.

*goes back to not drawing anything ever again, not even conclusions or breaths*

2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: You wouldn't stop drawing even blood, too, would you?!

2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *already died like four hours ago and can't respond*... *eats ramen*...

2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: *puts anteater in his ramen that is also filled with ants* This will fix it.

2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *takes an antacid*

2018-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort gains 1xp*

What's this?! Mort is evolving!

*Mort grows a second arm*

Finally! Two of these things!

*eats ramen with both arms*

2018-04-23 [Sheamus Finn]: Hold it, Penguin with two arms? doesn't that make him a matre d?

2018-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *slaps you with both hands at the same time*

Yes. Go bus table seven.

*tosses you the keys to the bus*

2018-04-24 [Mortified Penguin]: I SAID GO TRUCK TABLE 8, WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?! *double slaps [Pied Crow]*

2018-04-25 [Pied Crow]: Caaaw, caawwww!!!

*gives the truck a talon massage*

2018-04-25 [Mortified Penguin]: STOP YELLING, THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!

*spits at Misty*

*loses 1xp*

The fuck is this?! Mort is devolving!

*Mort's second arm shrivels up and falls off*

2018-04-25 [Mortified Penguin]: *throws the arm at Nuk*

Deliver that steak to table 89.

*points at a group of school children reading quietly by the non-fiction section*

2018-04-25 [Pied Crow]: I think I'm done giving the truck a new rim job, Boss. Is it good?

(19h ago) [~Crimson Angel~]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/88645/1524726214.jpg>

(13h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, yeah. Now toss Misty's flower salad, all the croutons are on one side.

(3h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: I personally love crust on the side

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