2013-07-01 [Avaz]: I will have to check my G+ chat thing when I get home. I recall sometimes seeing her online during my evenings at home. I'll ping her if see her online tonight.
2013-07-01 [Avaz]: Scratch that. I see she's online now. I will get to the bottom of this.
2013-07-01 [Avaz]: She's fine, she's just sort of depressed and sad, and that she misses everybody a kamillion.
2013-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Even me?
2013-07-01 [Viking]: Tell her we miss her a bajillion.
2013-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Tell her that Mort says he misses our late night sexy video sessions on Skype and that I have her money if she's got the stuff from that guy. The guy that was wearing that red hat at the party that time. You know, the one with the tattoo on his left shoulder? Yeah, that guy.
2013-07-01 [Avaz]: Her response:
"yes, even Mort. I know he doesn't believe it when I say that I love him, but I do. Even though I ignore him and unfriend him every time I can, and spit in his drink."
2013-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: I thought my drink tasted a lot like iippo.
2013-07-02 [Avaz]: Dammit, this is the third time I'm reading that line, and I keep misreading it as "I thought my drink tasted a lot like poo."
2013-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Same difference, really! But to be fair, I'm often seen saying that, so I can see where you'd make that mistake.
2013-07-02 [Avaz]: Exactly!
2013-11-08 [iippo]: Avaz just said I taste like poo
2013-11-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Seriously, though. Did you get that stuff from that guy from the party?
2013-11-11 [Avaz]: On the plus side, you can say I tasted you! ^_^
On the minus side, you taste like poo. :C
2014-07-31 [Teufelsweib]: :F kekek
2016-09-05 [Viking]: Ah, the golden ages...
2016-09-08 [Mortified Penguin]: This page doesn't have nearly enough of my classic gems. Like that one time I ate ramen! Good times.
2016-09-09 [Viking]: I don't recall any penguins ever eating ramen.
2016-09-09 [Mortified Penguin]: That's probably because I was a walrus at the time.
2016-09-10 [Viking]: Oh, right!