Town Guard Lieutenant
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(Webart by [Calico Tiger])
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2017-08-19 [Killopkie]: *walks along with a broom knocking cobwebs down*
2017-08-26 [Yuriona]: *sweeps the floor*
2017-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: *continues hanging up hand woven spiderwebs*
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: Hey everybody! I have stuff that I want to say and I want to say it in a place where it doesn't belong!! *takes deep breath* ...
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: We're trying to have an important conversation about spiderwebs here.
2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: I thought we were discussing cobwebs.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: No, no. You're thinking of corn on the cob. We were definitely talking about spiderwebs.
2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: Ah, yes. I could see how I could get those two confused.
2019-09-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Am I a Guard yet?
2019-09-21 [Yuriona]: Nope.
2019-10-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: How about me?
2019-10-27 [Yuriona]: Definitely not.
2019-10-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, what about me?!
2019-10-27 [Yuriona]: Still no.
2019-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Rude.
2019-10-28 [Yuriona]: Thank you for your continued enquiries. The status of your application has not changed and remains as rejected. Have a nice day.
2020-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Sucks for that guy. What about me though?
2020-08-13 [Yuriona]: Uh... no.
2021-05-07 [Mortified Penguin]: How about now? If not, I can come back in seven years and ask again.
2021-05-08 [Yuriona]: Do that.