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HALP iippo!






Your local iippo needs your HALP! She is being guarded by a hundred thousand killer satellites!


The way to halp her is simple, effective, slimy, yet satisfying.


Just find a killer satellite, and yell 'HALPS!' at it, and it will promptly explode.


We will save our iippo!


Another thing your local iippo needs halp with:


iippo's smell is in danger! The body Shop are discontinuing the scent Amorito, and iippo cannot survive without it. It's a brown bottle and it smells like chocolate. If you see it in your local Body Shop, if you could please get it for iippo and send it to her... she'll not only love you long time but will also completely refund you and send you something awesome in return. Pwease? o.O






To help save iippo:

Edit this page, and add to a new line:
<username> halps iippo!

Then decrease the number of satellites guarding iippo by one.

If you know iippo on Facebook, you can HALP her thar, too!:

http://bristol.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5016104569





[SilverFire] halps iippo!
[Aradon Templar] halps iippo!
[Draugluin] halps iippo!
[Triola] halps iippo!
[Calico Tiger] halps iippo!
[ally] halps iippo!
[ally] halps iippo! twice
[grayghost] halps iippo!
[Calico Tiger] humps iippo! And then halps her again too!
[Titus (Cammy)] Mega Halps iippo's satelites down ten!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo! ...right?
[pixish] halps iippo!
[Draugluin] halps iippo again but is wondering why iippo has not yet helped herself o.O
[Isilando] hilps alppo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[All_Most PUNK] halps iippo! He goes for a second satellite, but it is faster than him and he's killed.
[iippo] practices some inside sabotage to make halping easier, and at the same time finds out that PUNK wasn't really killed, but that he was taken captive by the killer satellites.
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[All_Most PUNK] while still captive, manages to destroy another satellite by a force projection of the "Halp iippo".
Mommy [SilverFire] Halps iippo!
[ally] halps again to hurry things up
[Triola] Doth halp iippo! (is reading Shakespeare >.>)
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Chris..] Halps iipo!!!
[Elisha Kelly] halps iippo!!! and wishes she had something witty to say, but finds that she doesn't cause her brain has failed her.
[Elisha Kelly] halps iippo!!! again cause she can
[Exapno Mapcase] halps iippo!
From his jail [All_Most PUNK] slips a note to one of the satellites that says "Halp iippo", thus reducing the number by one.
[smakeupfx] - *Hands on hips in that Peter Pan pose and gives huge barbaric HALPS!!!*
[Cia_mar] halps iippo!
[grayghost] yells HALPS IIPPO,HALPS IIPPO,HALPS IIPPO as loud as ghostly possible! which by the way is very loud because ghosts get practice by saying boo all the time.
[All_Most PUNK] bribes a guard to halp iippo for him.
And by now somebody should be thinking a way to get him free, he thinks.
[Triola] halps PUNK.
[Levoton] auttaa iippo-parkaa.
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[pixish] uses a megaphone to halp iippo! (This means the HALP was loud enough to explode TWO satellites! Unfortunately, the megaphone was lost in the megasplosion :o)
[grayghost] starts to hand out Iippo masks to everyone. "Now there too many Iippo's to count"
[Draugluin] participated in the mobile Halp iippo scheme, reserving three appointments to Halp iippo, curtesy of [SilverFire]
[Calico Tiger] halps iippo with an uber slobber that shorts out 5 satellites!
[Remos Page]halps iippo by taken one satellite crew down the pub and puts a dead rotten roo in there satellite
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo and isn't original
[Cia_mar] halps [iippo] by creating a holographic duplicate image of her escaping thus elliminating a satellite as it goes on a wild "iippo" chase
[Calico Tiger] halps iIppO!
[Teufelsweib] halps IIPPO!
[Aeolynn] ~ Halps iippo!!! *kaboom!*
[Silver] *looks over at the sattelites from a safe distance and says "Halp iippo" into the mic at his throat, exploding the sattelite the ricever was on as he goes back to work with his arc welder.*
[Kay-chan] HALPs ippo in an explosion of AWESOME
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Linderel] halps iippo!
[All_Most PUNK] is escaping with [Triola]. On his way out, he stumbles (literally) into a computer that controls some of the satellites and that has a big "HALP" button. 5 satellites less to worry about. And at the cost of only one sprained ankle.
[Teufelsweib] halps [iippo]!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Teufelsweib] halps iippo!
[Lothuriel] Halps! Halps! [iippo] is being repressed!!
[Mortified Penguin] Rapes- I mean... Halps iippo!
[grayghost] being board and the playful spook that he is. starts phasing into satellites and playing with there wireing connections to see what happens!" do you think satelites can do the tango?"
[Draugluin] halps iippo for [grayghost] and eh, one for me as well.
[All_Most PUNK] and [Triola] reach the launching bay. [Triola] uses all her abilities to steal a ship and they escape. On their way out, the are pursued by three satellites but the manage to destroy them with their halping weapons.
[Teufelsweib] halps^6 iippo!
[Calico Tiger] sneezes and takes out 3 satellites with a giant snot attack. Feel the halp!
[Cia_mar] reads her worst Vogon poetry:
See, see the absent sky
Marvel at its big chartruse depths.
Tell me, Tom do you
Wonder why the dog fish ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel incoherant.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snagoogle facial growth
That looks like
A butter.
What's more, it knows
Your farckle potting shed
Smells of peas.
Everything under the big absent sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm dead racoons.

and shorting out the circuits of another satellite, thus HALPS [iippo] again....
[Silver] hollers back to the engine, "Spin up test!" and listens as the newly modified H.A.L.P. gun charges and a large lead slug is loaded into the barrel. "Right fire away and halp iippo damnit!" The the muzzle explodes in the partial missfire and the lead halp slug fractures into 4 pieces, only 3 of which punch through even one sattelite, when lodged they promptly pop open and a recording on one of them says "halp iippo" quietly. The whole debacle leaving the barrel of the H.A.L.P. gun needing repairs, and only having taken 7 sattelites, plus the one from Silver himself, "Damn contraption."
Nothing fancy, just: HALPS iippo
[Lite] Why do I bother? *Rasises machine gun and fires 50 bullets at a random satalite*. Why doesn't this damn thing break? *Fires 20 more*. No ammo... *Reads top of page*. Oh, my bad (whatta waste of ammo...). HALPS iippo!
[Lite] Why not, hehe... HALPS iippo!!!
[Draugluin] Halps iippo (No fancy junk, just a plain and simple halp because I'm so damned awesome)
[Teufelsweib] halps [iippo].
[grayghost] yells halps iippo as loud as he can making himself deaf for a while
[Calico Tiger] gives iippo a special birthday halp that zots out 25 satellites!
[Isilando] gives iippo a more special birthday gift halp and zots out 26 satellites amg!
[Teufelsweib] halps [iippo]
[Isilando] is a secret killer satellite agent and revives one
[Teufelsweib] halps and destroys [Isilando]
[Lite] This time, it shall work! *Walks in with flamethrower* *Starts attacking like crazy* Not working... Damn these things... Outta ammo? You kidding me? Next time, I'm bringin the tanks... Oh, yeah, by the way, HALPS iippo

[Silver] finishes taping a loud speaker to a stick and warms up the neuro-toxin emiter-....the portal gun! that's it, the portal gun, placing a portal on the side of a sattelite and one on the wall beside him, pushing the speaker through to a cluster he halps iippo over said loudspeaker, blowing it up along with 35 sattelites, and cries as the portal gun has run out of charge.
[All_Most PUNK] has finally recovered from his injury. To show that he still can help, destroys 8 satellites by sending them spam that say HALP!
[ally] thinks the killer satellites might enjoy Punky spam and destroys another 8 just to be sure.
[Elisha Kelly] BURPS loudly, her putrid garlic breath disintegrating 10 satellites!
[Lite] Here come the tanks! *Fires at satelites with amazing splash damage...That do no damage* *Thinks up and idea* Whispers HALP iippo everytime a blast hits a satelite. *No one will notice, hehe...* (Destroys eight satelites before the tanks are recalled for an apparently more important cause(is this a joke?))
[All_Most PUNK] enters a staring competition with the satellites. 3 satellites are destroyed before the 4th realizes that it has no eyes and therefore PUNK can't win.
[Mortified Penguin] Chuck Norris defeats 20 satellites in a staring contest, despite the fact that they have no eyes. He then gets bored and goes to Bob's Diner (open 24/7!) for a frosty brew!
[SilverFire] halps iippo!
[Triola] halps iippo!
[grayghost] starts running (buggs bunny and elmor fud cartoons)ten satellites crack appart with evil glee!
leaving umm? Ahh whats the count now please??
Birthday HUGS!! Halp
[Akayume] HALP IPPO! :O
[Koho Ai] Places 5 claymore mines carefully in the area.
[HardRockAngel] halps [iippo]
PUNK sits down with 10 satellites and tells them the story of his life. 8 are completely bored into destruction, 1 is crippled and the other, apparently, has a great imagination and can completely shut down its sensors, so it manages to escape the horrible, horrible fate.
[Duke Devlin] Halps iippo! D:
[All_Most PUNK] buys copies of the worst video game in history for 34 satellites. The stupid satellites actually like it. PUNK is now in bankruptcy. Complete failure of this plan.
After a loooong time, PUNK has finally recovered from bankruptcy. With the joy of having money as motivation, he buys a few muffins and gives them to the satellites. They happen to have a HALP sign inside, but that's pure chance. 10 less satellites around.
[nehirwen] halps iippo!
[ally] has been online almost 24/7 the past few days. Every hour she has halped [iippo]. That means she has taken care of atleast 50 satellites so far. *Gets calculator.*
[Avaz] halps iippo! He follows up with a congratulatory rubdown.
[All_Most PUNK] comes to realize that he hasn't halped in a long time. Sadly, he's run out of genius and has no plan! To remedy this, he buys "Halping iippo for dummies" and reads it. As a result, he manages to destroy 54 more satellites and one butterfly.
[nehirwen] started to practice her kickbox skills on satellites, 21 satellites are now reduced to scrap metal.


Satellites still guarding iippo: 99,598





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2007-10-13 [iippo]: I'm dependent on the goodwill of all humanity for this dealy-o. ;) I have complete faith in you all!

2007-10-13 [Draugluin]: o.O Even me? What's wrong with you iippo, I thought you had enough sense to at least not place your safety partly in my hands. Especially when you are being guarded by .... 99892 killer satellites.

2007-10-13 [iippo]: I wonder if the satellites will kill me before I've been halped enough. They are killer satellites after all. Then again, I might be run over by a bus tomorrow, so it probably doesn't matter too much. :)

2007-10-13 [Draugluin]: But you are being guarded by them, Why would they kill you... Unless of course you try and escape. =3

2007-10-15 [Lite]: Well, accidents happen, and killer satelites have killer tempers...

2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: *grins*

2007-11-07 [Triola]: Man, you've been busy o.O

2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: that's why I didn't post here for so long =O
you didn't think I forgot about this wiki, did you? =p

2007-11-07 [Triola]: Of course not! And I didn't either, and I certainly didn't suddenly remember it when Calico posted this morning! :O

2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: of course not, I wouldn't dare to think that, silly girl!

2007-11-07 [Triola]: Well, as long as we're clear on that :P

2007-11-07 [SilverFire]: Okay, 30 or so satellites at once is cool, 99,000 is pushing it, just a little. ;)

2007-11-07 [Triola]: :O Silvie revived the satellites! She is also a secret killer satellite agent! :O

2007-11-07 [smakeupfx]: *big wet birthday HALP*

2007-11-08 [Silver]: halppy birthday?

2007-11-25 [Lite]: Next shall come the airships...

2008-03-18 [grayghost]: starts running (buggs bunny and elmor fud videos)ten satellites crack appart with evil glee!

leaving umm? Ahh whats the count now please?? Birthday HUGS!! Halp

2008-08-30 [grayghost]: halps ippo

2010-10-17 [pixish]: wiki bomb!

2010-10-17 [pixish]: *Plus Halps*

2011-06-10 [Viking]: *wonders what would happen if we could get those 50000 spaceships and the satelites in a battle*





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