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And other bouts of alcohol induced insanityBecause you can't beat drunk logic!
Drunk logic always makes sense 'til you wake up with a traffic cone in your bed
*talking to Scott* We might as well bend you over the table and fuck you backwards
Well I get it everyday now
You get it off me every Thursday
It won't come out!
Shake it harder
Don't worry Ian doesn't mind sticky things
Just lie there with your legs open and just kinda wink at people
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We're like the equivelent of lager lads aren't we?
Your fingers are small enough to make me squeal
The only drinking problem she has is her glass is empty
He makes me want to eat chocolate
Steve the sexual deviant meerkat
I'm bored and I have a tail to play with
What were you drinking? Gold plated....alcoholnness?
Ian It has a bell on it!
Big Steph Like most men do
The Lesbian I easily stain
Erin Where are you putting it?! Where?!
Big Emma I think the cider's gathered in my ear...
Big Steph Stop it! I don't need a menu! My penis isn't erect yet!
Big Steph He's got assets that aren't assets to me
Rosie Like a bald head and a dick?
Big Steph Yep
Rosie She was talking about anal and I was like who's Neil? He seems nice...
Rosie Oh do boys just shake? They don't dab?
Rosie *talking about a condom* Doesn't it look like a dolphin that's died?
Lil Steph I'm no longer gonna rub your head
Big Emma Nowt quite like a spoon *licks*
Michael I don't wanna know where that's been
Lil Steph What the chick or Ian's mouth?
Lil Steph *sat on Ian's lap* I'm going up. Why am I going up?!
Lil Steph Michael's getting me wet
Dee *after someone jumped on her* Oh shit me bladder
Big Steph Who's going where?
Lil Steph I'm going in your Mam
Erin It’s like a boob magnet
Bex Right that’s it. Your testicles are going inside you later
Big Emma As long as you're keeping it warm. With your powers of arse
Dee Omg it's attatched! Omg its a centimetre
Dee I feel like Marilyn Monroe but less classy
Ian I'm sorry but he's wiggling his arse at me!
Rachel Matt have you had a shave?
Big Steph She does Ginger squealing. When she's being molested. Or when she's excited
Michael Or both!
Big Steph It's like ear sex but missed!
Rachel I'm soooo sorry, go back in the boobs
Ian I want bread...with toast
Ian My gaydar is shit. If it were on someone else it wouldn't even point at me
Ian We just saw a fign for Fishmunk
Bryoni *holding out phone* Ian you sound like a man, answer it
Chris This is like circular...but with corners
Bryoni So when do we get naked?
Matt Erin wasn't impressed when I said she should wear her kitten as a mitten
Chris *talking about the corset Ian is wearing* Ian that blue really brings out your eyes
Ian Steeeph, you made me wet
Big Steph *thrusts against Ian*
Ian That was a bit hard. I'm not used to it like that
*Ian and Chris in corsets*
Ian Fuck off I'm clearly better
Bryoni He doesn't look good in a cushion
Ian Oh wait I have tassels
Big Emma You can have a go of Lil Steph's 12 inch cock
Nikkeh You know, the amount of drink that's been spilled down my chest, if I leave it 'til tomorrow I'll lick my own tits and get pissed
Lil Steph You didn't bite it right!
Ian You weren't dangling it right!
Big Emma I must be like, superhuman when drunk
Ian How does T Rex wank?
Lil Emma I'm hungry...
Ian I dunno what I am..
Lil Steph You know I try to wear lady-like skirts, but I want to have my legs open and show off me fluff
Ian Poke the hole. You know you want to
Scott I like things when they're down there
Scott I was looking in the mirror and I was looking at a girl
Lil Emma What's new?
Lil Emma I'm dribbling all over my skirt
Michael Thanks now you're dribbling all over me
Big Steph A pint solves everything...Apart from cirrhosis of the liver
Big Emma 2 pints will solve that
*Talking about Graham the bar tender*
Big Steph You alright? You look flustered
Big Emma That’s just his tan
Lil Emma We don’t have Engrish anymore! We can burn our Engrish notes!
*Major glompage ensues*
Big Steph …Have you farted?
Lil Emma *sheepish* You squeezed me
Big Emma I have a 10....and another 10....And together that makes 20!
Ian Oh hang on, I can't fit it up
Lil Emma I panicked because something touched me….It was my hand
Big Steph Get your head out your arse and lick me
Big Steph Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Rachel That's how I want to die
Big Steph You're brilliant
Rachel I'm ginger
Daniel How many more people are coming?
Big Steph Well I haven't come yet
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