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-mh are my quotes
Most of these (that are not mine) will be by...
Robert A. Heinlein
to be known as RAH from now on...
If you have never read his books
STOP whatever you are doing and read them!
It will make you a better person!
It may make the world a better place to live!
He is my fav author and 'Time Enough for Love' my fav book and Lazarus Long is my fav character!!!
find more of Robert A. Heinlein quotes at...
"The more you love, the more you can love-RAH
--and the more intensely you love.
Nor is there any limit on how many you can love.
If a person had time enough,
he could love all of that majority
who are decent and just."
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."-RAH
"Women and cats will do as they please
and Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -RAH
"Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking." -RAH
“Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy.”
― Spider Robinson
top 5 men: Ullr Elric Aodh Jareth Bill
my hubby demanded to be in the top 5 or he said he quit guild, delete character, uninstall program...
he is a funny man
*Jareth replaced Nuada
Nuada should replace Elric... but Elric been there longer... even if his card isnt so active anymore
Loki has been scratch off my dance card for stepping on my toes!
Touch is the most fundamental sense.
A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born
and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste,
and no human ever ceases to need it.
Keep your children short on pocket money -- but long on hugs.
-Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlein
TOUCH is the most important of the senses..
for social involvement.. learning.. mental and emotional health...
it is an definite sign of emotional illness to dislike touch in a person or a culture
some of my best friends are books -mh
Love SUX swallows and grins!-mh
"Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark." -RAH
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, cone a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly."-RAH
marriage is the state of being where you can comfortably leave the bathroom door open while you pee, discuss dinner plans, argue about who is going shopping for what ever you need, get your ass grab as you are walking pass on on the way out, and can say 'Fuck You' and actually mean it!
"A generation which ignores history has no past and no future."-RAH
Im still waiting for the human race to grow up! -mh
60 years ago.. R A Heinlein called these 'the Crazy Years'
and claimed it was a sign of the social disorder/colapse.
Humans are insane b/c too many are kept in too small a box...
you should be more cat
so there are haters... what does a cat do?... ignores...
and when I cat wants attention he finds people to rub him the right way
that is catatude dude!
men crawl inside of you and than complain that the living space is cramped!-mh
"Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -- in fact, they're almost incompatible; one emotion hardly leaves room for the other. Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil..."-RAH
But I will accept the rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. -RAH
men are like lava lamps
not too bright .. but fun to watch
men cant live with them ... cant live without them ...
cant cut them up into meal size portions and freeze them for later! -mh
love aint just blind... its insane! but if it feels good you know you're gonna do it! like a dog lickin its...
tooo bad artists... no matter what art they happen to practice... are require to 'make a living' like everyone else! the arts should be supported by the general public, they reap the benefits of not being creative.
one mouse = chase it
2 mice = which do I chase first
3 mice = Im confused
more mice = forget it - time for a nap
as harsh as it may sound (but I dont mean it that way) but you are 17... relationships at your age are a bumpy trail and learning experience... you have to fall down a few times to learn to ride the bike! just get back up and try again! -mh
For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof; the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-Rainer Maria Rilke
"Look, everyone," said the star, "I'm burning so bright."
And then it went nova. And when the light faded, the star was nowhere to be seen.
The moral of this story is obvious.
-The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee
"Success leads to stagnation; Stagnation leads to failure.
Failure leads to maturity; Maturity leads to success." -Steven Brust
give heart to people who encourage and inspire you...
ignore the naysayers
like all sports are just highly ritual violence maskin sexual intentions -mh
"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf." -Lana Turner
But he, whose heart a skogsrå steals
it will never recover
His soul will long for moonlight dreams
and no mere mortal lover
-Viktor Rydberg, 'Skogsrået'
skogsrå or skogsfru/skovfrue
(meaning "Lady (read, counterpart of a Lord) of the forest")
"When you share pain, there's less of it,
and when you share joy, there's more of it" -Spider Robinson
Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity. - Anonymous
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. -Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Nichomachean Ethics
Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love. -Rainer Maria Rilke (German poet)
look for the magic in the little things! -unknown
I also believe art is too BIG to fit in any one box
art is beautiful ugly shocking emotive moving thoughtful sensual lustful meaningful playful serious uncomfortable
art can express a moment in time or a time that should happen or never happen again
dont get me wrong... Im not emo.. my tongue in firmly inserted in my cheek... I embrace my disillusions! -mh
Be who you are and say what you feel, -Dr. Seuss and [Zardra]
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind
Living As One
you need to come to a new understanding... living together with someone you love is a different challenge than dating them... when you date you can be on your best behave... its a night out... of your life... but when you live with someone... you bring your life with you daily and place it in their lap... you live in each other skin... the good the bad the ugly... you at your least charitable... as you now see him as well... its a skill to live with someone... to love them even at their worst... to surrender... and forgive... to hold your own.. and be there when you are needed... to be part of something greater than the sum of the two separate parts -mh
open minds and love may raise a healthy generation of children
but getting there is an uphill battle! on a greased road in the rain! -mh
smeggin brilliant... !!!! -Listor red dwarf
"Why is the cat holding the axe Angel?" (great RP line, Commander Raphael Black, The Rose's Tears RP)
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
its not the tools... its the artist that defines the artistic endeavour...
an artist is someone who communicates beyond words -mh
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased – he hates all creative people equally. -RAH
...in one way or other... to some extent we are all freeks and the unknown to each other... so who we are to ourself is maybe the only truth and thing we can know...
'should' is a dangerous word, fraught with all sorts of unrealistic expectations like, I don't need sleep, my eyes never get tired, and there's never anything to distract me. And is usually prefaced by someone else's expectations not ones own. -[LynnAnneBrown]
If you hear voices of the characters in your head?...
hear them?!?!... I have to clean up after them!
they need to be kept amused and busy otherwise they pee in the corners of my mind like bored ferrets...
The puppet thinks:
It's not so much
what they make me do
as their hands inside me.
-- Charles de Lint
my mind slips its lead and go pissin around the neighborhood far more often than my dog does! -mh
Blessed are the weird people – poets, misfits, writers, mystics, heretics, painters, troubadours – for they teach us to see the world through different eyes
~ Jacob Nordby
I prefer random acts of chaotic kindness...
mixed with equal amounts of weirdness! -mh
I'm Not Smug
I'm just confident that I'm better than you. ~Caspian
I got a fair bit of gypsy in my makeup Im sure. -mh
Once a King always a King
but once a Knight never enough!
The ANTICS of 4 yr olds MUST NOT ONLY be SUPERVISED!
but COMMENTED on ENDLESSLY!!!... -mh
snow hides the dog poo ... lies do the same -mh
...or you can mail him flying and cat sticks b/c applesauce with leashes should be served quick to avoid castles!!! -mh
IF YOU CANT LAUGH AT YOURSELF... OTHERS WILL-Aeodh
there a fable...
a man is lost in a swamp... he is wet and cold for its raining... and fears he will spend the night wet and cold without supper
than he see a warm light shining from a cottage window and going to the door knocks... he looks forward to be welcomed in and giving shelter and in a way he is not disappointed
the owner of the cottage welcomes him in and provides him with supper but his home is flooded, there is just as much rain seeping thru the roof as there is rain outside
the man asks his host why he doesnt have his roof repaired?
the host replies, 'Cant repair it during the rain, and when its not raining it doesnt need repaired.'
" Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play".
~ Robert Brault
VIRTUE MINE HONOUR - I dont lie... never did... -mh
never will... celtic pride... or too stubborn...
An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl she used to be. A GREAT artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is, and force the viewer to se the pretty girl she used to be, more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive, prisoned inside her ruined body. He can make you feel the quiet endless tragedy that there was never a girl born who ever grew older that eighteen in her heart.
Jubal - Stranger In A Strange Land -RAH
We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. -Henry David Thoreau, naturalist and author (1817-1862)
"I wasn't born of a whistle or milked from a thistle at twilight
No, I was all horns and thorns, sprung out fully formed, knock-kneed and upright
So: enough of this terror
We deserve to know light
And grow evermore lighter and lighter"
-Joanna Newsom, From her song Sawdust and Diamonds
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
its 7:10 am... hum I was up at 5am... but my brain hadnt kicked in enough at that time to process simple instructions... I was on rudimentary survival skills... eat it - 'shit' on it - fuck it - sleep on it ...yes the fight/flight instinct was still asleep even -mh
because in the words of the Fool, who was very canny, "I set no limits on my love for you," and that is what I look for in a nutshell. - [Fireblade K'Chona]
by knowing you are farther ahead of those in denial...
a wise man admits how little he knows
where as a fool is confident in his knowledge -unknown
Lies are also easier to believe
Doesn't require swallowing pride and admittance of wrong -[Lord Dog]
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Chandler of Friends (American television situation comedy.)
"All's fair in love and war-what a contemptible lie!" Notebooks of Lazarus Long -RAH
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. And still another: See to it that she has her own desk - then keep your hands off it!
ok how do you say... 'On your knees slave!' in german?
"Auf die Knie, Sklave!"
BTW "Ich tun nicht sprechen Deutsch."
-mh & Mavrosh
Sookie: He’s your maker, isn’t he?
Eric: Don’t use words that you don’t understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don’t use words that I don’t understand.
to quote Lyle Wainfleet: "Oh, man, that is just wrong."
when it comes to foods like
onions garlic curry and such
there is one simple rule
make sure you both eat them!
ahhhhh you just a babe in the woods!
should you stick to the path or gather your wild flowers...
there are dangers and temptation among those beautiful blooms...
bees that sting... but the nectar is sweet and the honey rich...
the ground underfoot is both rocky and mire...
yes its a savage garden... where the beautiful is poisonous...
goood luck!!! =D have fun get dirty and scratch your knees up...
really you are getting advice from a faecatgoblin...
I think its important to remember....
we arent really trying to train obedient children
we are trying to raise responsible thinking adults!
Dreams are the answers to questions -mh
you havent asked yet.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain
Listen to the Exhortation of the Dawn!
Look to this Day!
For it is Life, the very Life of Life.
In its brief course lie all the
Verities and Realities of your Existence.
The Bliss of Growth,
The Glory of Action,
The Splendor of Beauty;
For Yesterday is but a Dream,
And To-morrow is only a Vision;
But To-day well lived makes
Every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness,
And every Tomorrow a Vision of Hope.
Look well therefore to this Day!
Such is the Salutation of the Dawn!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Batty's death (played by Rutger Hauer)
Blade Runner 1982
when people say kids today are spoiled I just shake my head... sure my son has a million toys... and he's played all those video/computer games and all that techy stuff... BUT my son is 10 and he doesnt get to do all KINDS of stuff I did at 7 or younger... he LACKS BASIC FREEDOM TO BE A KID WITHOUT BEING SUPERVISED OR ENTERTAINED BY ADULTS... his entertainment is all developed and packaged and sold... he doesnt create his own... kids today are fed a feast of pap... everything safe and approved and appropriate! they never get to try their teeth on anything adventurous possible dangerous and real or imaginary! -mh
some people need to be fish beat with the absurd to realize how much of an idiot they are behaving like -mh
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent!
What doesnt KILL ME just PISSES ME OFF!!! -mh
There are no stupid questions, but there are a *lot* of inquisitive idiots...
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." -[amalie]
oooooooooooooooooooooo how I wish!
b/c beating stupid people over the head with an argument
doesnt effect them at all! -mh
Blackadder: Believe me, Baldrick, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me... and this pencil.
Im mostly naughty... the rest is sillyness... the gutter is the only thing keeping me anchored! the fluff is the only thing keeping me afloat! -mh
if homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work
"yes hello cant work today still queer" -unknown
the Aston Martin is literally sex with 4 rubbers!
climate is what we expect - weather is what we get -unknown
Life holds many surprises, and most are unpleasant -Oscar Wilde
life is full of surprises... which are better to give than receive... -unknown
of all the great deeds of mankind... the greatest is what we leave in the hearts of those who knew us
when adults say forever sometimes they mean a very long time
-charlie and the chocolate factory
It’s amazing how much “mature wisdom” resembles being too tired. -RAH
today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday -Oscar Wilde
What does labor want? We want more schoolhouses and less jails; more books and less arsenals; more learning and less vice; more leisure and less greed; more justice and less revenge; in fact, more of the opportunities to cultivate our better natures, to make manhood more noble, womanhood more beautiful, and childhood more happy and bright.
artistic talent... morals... acceptance... and maturity or the lack of them has nothing to do with gender
to my mind associating nude with sex and a lack of morals is immature, stupid and proves the person has no talent and they shouldnt be teachers with that lack of basic acceptance... -mh
Im one of the artists who firmly believes we should bring the DEVIANT back into DeviantART... art should shock outrage confuse make you question make you uncomfortable make you think trill amuse enlighten bath your eyes please your senses and break all the rules... conformity is for accounting
some times you achieve more by doing less -mh
I think one of the saddest things is this: So many dreams will never be realized, not because they were never attainable, but because people grow, people change, and in the time it takes to make some life goals a reality, the life itself has changed. The dream is no longer a dream, but only a wish expired before it could be redeemed.
*poke chopstick up nose - stir brain* -mh
in the dungeon, the slimey dungeon
the dragon eats the knight,
in the dungeon, the slimey dungeon
the dragon eats the knight,
oh run away... oh run away... oh run away...oh run away... -mh
EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PUPPIES AND UNICORNS AND, AND RAINBOWS, AND CAKE, AND CUPCAKES AND ICE CREAM AND KITTENS AND MEADOWS WITH FLOWERS AND UNICORNS WHICH EAT CUPCAKES, AND THE EPIC LOVE OF ERIK AND CHARLES AND SMOOCHES AND RAINBOWWWWWWWWWWS (one more day to Pride!) AND MORE PUPPIES AND KITTENS, AND BUNNIES, AND MY BUNNY DEAN WINCHESTER WHO IS ADORABLE. Did I mention unicorns and gay love? GAY LOVE. LOVE. AND GAYNESS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. -unknown
dont think of it as getting older - think of it as getting better at not getting caught
"God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference."
Reality is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. - John Barth
"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that make it stop hurting."-RAH
pains fade...time passes...life goes on... -mh
Life is full of bad things... and bad things are happening and are going to happen...
but thats life... it is how you stand up to adversity that shapes you as a person! -mh
"Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself."-RAH
hubby = husband = man who puts up with all my shit = should be sainted or atleast awarded a metal of honour of something like that
Artists Use Lies To Tell The Truth, While Politicians Use Them To Cover The Truth Up -unknown -V
Pet Peeves: My pets for knowing all my threats are empty. -mh
what people do to animals should be returned in kind!!! -mh
"How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven."-RAH
when you are mad at a ...
dog he puts his tail between his legs and begs for forgiveness
whereas a cat walks away and ignores you
who's afraid of cock? ...its such an small inoffensive little beastey.
so shy it hides most of the time... and only stands up when someone is kind to it. -mh
Pandora: a girl who should of kept her legs closed! hahahaha -mh
Im getting tired of her running up my ass and shitting in my breakfast -mh
It's never too late to make a fool of yourself. -[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]
I play by my own rules... -mh
I'd rather live in an imperfect world
than die in someones else's idea of a perfect world! -mh
get a stick
no stop hitting your self with it
find some mud
or make some with some dirt and water
start drawing in it with the stick
throw stick away
get down on your bum and get your fingers in that mud
add your toes for bonus points
even put it in your hair
now doesnt that feel good!??!
God doesnt stay in Heaven. He walks among us. But unseen.
Not b/c he wills it so. But b/c we do.
We will not look on his face even when he looks on ours.
We hide from the truth behind lies and old storys.
Thou art God.
I believe there is no external God.
There is only deity which is everything and all of us.
Saying God is 'this' or 'that' is lies.
We are making excuses for our own willing disbelieve that 'Thou Art God!'
Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven..
The average number of children of the nuclear family is 2.5
this doesnt mean most families have 2 or 3 children!
some married people have no children some will have 5
it makes as much sense to believe that half the families have none
and the other half have 5
as 2 or 3
averages are always misleading
'this is fiction - I dont agree with or condom or promote or enact these behaviours in real life' -mh
finnish "Jumalauta mikä läävä, kuka helvetti täällä on paskonut, siivoa jälkes sika"
english "Godalmighty what a pigsty, who the hell has shat here, clean up your mess you pig".
there is a saying that the difference between N America and Britain... is miles and years.. we think 100 miles is next door... and you think 100 years is yesterday. -unknown
"When any government, or church for that matter, undertakes to say to it's subjects, this you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motive." -RAH
just b/c Im paranoid DOESNT mean the world ISNT out to get me! -Vlad the assassin, Steven Brust
dont mind me... I thought complaining was one of the automatic privileges to growing old! -mh
please ignore the stains behind the man behind the curtain.... I am having a mental melt down and the floors are wet....
sorry forgot where home is to him - yes I have a gold fish for a brain - you will had to ignore the stains behind the man behind the curtain - you are no longer in Kansas my pretty
everything important you learnt in kindergarten...
share apologize nap and cookiees are good...
it is my opinion that the world would be a better place
if we replaced all the politicians with kindergarten teachers -unknown
Every childhood is a negotiation between monsters and balloons;
every grownup is the agreement that's been reached. -tamillegarcias.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. -Eleanor Roosevelt
art is like having a conversation.... -mh
if you know the outcome from the beginning than it isnt alive!
OTHER than Magic and pointy ears how should elves differ from humans, in your opinion (don't just go by the books... go by what you think!)
a different skewed time view/line... (slower aging, longer life/immortality or movement thur time)
different moral, social, religious, sexual, views, beliefs, laws
minor appearance matters:
slim (whether tall or small)
no facial hair other than eyebrows and eyelashes and little to no body hair
aesthetically pleasing or above human average in appearance/beauty
even if unconventional or in a horrific or frighten form
Do you sleep in your bra?
nah... its too small... I sleep in my bed
*ramble ramble ramble* oh! I like talking to myself, we have such fun holding debates between each other... so many voices! so little time!!... he he he... -[Urizen]
BEWARE OF VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS BITING YOUR NUTS! -mh
... and beware of flying dead frogs ... -my brother Tommy
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
Hunter S. Thompson
I'm sick of following my dreams. -Mitch Hedberg
I'm just going to ask them where they're going
and hook up with them later.
also see... http://iwinez.com/quotes.htm
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