1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Black Coffee (Damn, that's a horrible name!!)
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Elise (Damn, not good for protection!!)
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
[ ] You went/go tanning
[ ] You own something from Coach
[ ] You own something from Juicy Couture
[ ] You own something from Louis Vuitton
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[ ] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You dislike preps.
[ ] You have piercings
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/HAD/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You love skater/surfer girls/boys.
[x] You dislike pink.
[ ] You hate preps.
[x] You wear tight pants
[ ] You are depressed sometimes.
[ ] You have/had black-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[ ] You cry easily.
[x] You like emo music.
[x] You hate being called emo.
[x] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc"
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[x] You swear a lot. - lies... ^^
[ ] You have worn a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[x] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
[x] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles and/or Pokemon
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[ ] You wear slip-on shoes.
[x] You wear band t-shirts.
[ ] People have called you a freak and meant it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
[x] You love The OC
[x] You have/had a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F, etc.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing
[x] You wear big sunglasses.
[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect your jerseys.
[x] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[x] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[x] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonge
[x] You are going to/did join a sports team
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
[ ] You wear little tiny bows in your hair.
[ ] You like Mardi Gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[ ] You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all throughout the shirt.
[ ] You like the mini-skirt
[ ] You part your hair far to the side
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture
[ ] You've been called scene before
[ ] Gone four wheeling
[ ] Went hunting
[ ] Owned a four-wheeler or dirt bike
[x] Love to go fishing
[ ] Eat jerky
[ ] Have said GET-R-DONE
[ ] Owned or rented a Blue Collar Comedy movie
[ ] You have gotten fucked up and drove a four-wheeler in to a tree
[ ] Gone to the mud runs
Oooookey, I guess I'm an athletic emo-punk..?
Oh my god.
I just uploaded my pic, and this my friends is the first time EVER for me to be in pic-form on the world wide web...
Kinda a big moment, ya kno-?
Little Quiz, cuz I'm boooored:
-- [Name:] Elise
-- [Nickname:] Flise
-- [Birthdate:] 23/12/88
-- [Birthplace:] Bergen
-- [Hair color:] Blonde...ish
-- [Height:] 170..? I dunno...
-- [Righty or lefty:] Righty
-- [Your heritage:] Oooh, I'm a bit scottish and slightly french, but mostly I'm pure VIKING babeh!!
-- [The shoes you wore today:] Chucks. With holes in. And not cool holes, like holes under their soles. So they get my socks wet. And I was at the movies!! Like 2 hours with wet effing socks!!!!!
-- [Your weakness:] Uuh, only one..? Coffee. I'm a sucker for coffee. I love coffee more than life. Life would be worthless without coffee.
-- [Your fears:] That I'm out of coffee!!! No, kidding. Actually I'm not a very feary person. I hate spiders, I think that's about the only thing I really FEAR!! And of course getting kidnapped, raped and murdered when I walk home at night.
-- [Your perfect pizza:] mozzarella with lotsa lotsa cheeese and a big crust!!
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] I'M GONNA RULE THE WORLD!!!
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] "Where the fucking fuck is that fucking alarm clock?!?" usually followed by "And of course it's fucking raining today too."
-- [Your most overused phrase:] Err... A whole PHRASE? Oh my god, I think.
-- [Your best physical feature:] I dunno, look at my pic... I like my eyes, though, but that's so cliche so say.
-- [Your bedtime:] About NEVER!! My 'rents don't care if I come home at five in the mornings. In the weekend of course. In the week it's never really a problem.
-- [Your most missed memory:] ROSKILDE, baby!!
-- [Soda:] I don't really drink soda. Anything to give me a caffein fix.
-- [Fast food joint:] I don't really eat fast food either, but my veggie spring roll at 3 in the morning usually comes from 7/11
-- [Single or group dates:] I don't really do ... dating.
-- [Adidas or Nike:] Nike, 'cos they're just so much cooler... No, I don't caaaare!!!!!
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] Chocolate. Chocolate gives you the same pleasure as sex. Not that I'd know, but it's still pretty damned good""
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] Coffee!! Black like my SOUL!!! Or a double cappuccino if I feel rich.
-- [Smoke:] It happens occationally when I get too much to drink.
-- [Cuss:] Never FUCKING ever!!
-- [Sing:] As in well? no. As in do I do it? yes, all the time... My friends tells me to shut up all the time.
-- [Take a shower every day:] It's actually unhealthy to shower every day. At least using soap. I can give you a lengthy explanation if you want to, just message me..!
-- [Have a crush(es):] Right now I do, actually...
-- [Do you think you've been in love] No way....
-- [Want to go to college:] Most of the time. Sometimes I want to drop out, fly to hawaii, get a job as a bartender, find a hot surf dude to teach me surfing and just LIVE!!
-- [Like high school:] Not really, no. I like my friends and the social part, but the whole teaching part just seems to me like it's done wrong.
-- [Want to get married:] I don't believe in marriage as an institution. It's a leftover from the times where the women were the property of their father until marriage, and then were given over to their husbands. I think we should be past that stage now.
-- [Believe in yourself:] I believe in myself to the level of being arrogant.
-- [Get motion sickness:] NOoopeeE!!
-- [Think you're attractive:] I dunno, I feel like I'm so used to my face that I can't really see what it looks like anymore, ya know..? I've seen it every day since forever, so for me I'm just ... me!!
-- [Think you're a health freak:] No. I eat healthy food, but not to the level of freakism..!
-- [Get along with your parents:] Most of the time I love them and they're really great, but sometimes they're just too stressed with work and stuff.
-- [Like thunderstorms:] I thrive on thunderstorms. My mum has to order me to not go running to the top of a hill..!
-- [Play an instrument:] Guitar, little bit of drums. Used to play clarinet and oboe, but I quit. I could probably take up clarinet without too much trouble, but I never quite got the hang of oboe enough. It's really HARD!!
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] Yes
-- [Smoked:] Yes
-- [Done a drug:] Nope, I'm CLEAN like a whistle, baby!!
-- [Had sex:] Errrr... no...
-- [Made out:] Kinda.. Yeah.
-- [Gone on a date] I don't really do dating. I'm a freak and anti-social.
-- [Gone to the mall] Yeah, of course. I hate shopping, but I need clothes!
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:] I live in bloody NORWAY!! Although they just got here, I think...
-- [Eaten sushi:] Yeah, sushi is teh shit!!
-- [Been on stage:] Define "stage"...
-- [Gone skating:] Does the time I was drunk and stole my friends skateboard count..? I was on it for a second...
-- [Made homemade cookies:] Yup. Or, Toro cookies. Kinda homemade, though..?
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] Not in the past 6 months. Lets change the subject before I make some embarrasing confessions...
-- [Dyed your hair:] No, just the sun..!
-- [Stolen anything:] Not like steal stolen. Beer from random people at Roskilde hardly counts..?
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] Um, yeah. Strip poker when I was like, tiny. The kind when you wear 20 socks...
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] Weeeeell, ummm, kinda...
-- [Been caught doing something?] Drinking coffee?? My mum doesn't approve of my coffee addiction.
-- [Been called a tease:] Nope. Been called a playmate o_0 It was at a school trip to Berlin. I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and standing next to one of the girls I was sharing room with, who was wearing a microscopic black skirt and a low cut tank top, when this guy comes up to ME and tells me we look like playmates. I was so shocked I didn't even slap him.
-- [Gotten beaten up:] Nope
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] Never!! Unless you count faking an interest in something to keep a conversation.
-- [Age you hope to be married:] Never, again.
-- [Numbers and names of children:] I don't really want kids, but if I ever got a daughter I'd call her Athena, 'cos it's what I would like to be named...
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] Not happening..? Or if it was happening I guess I'd elope and get married on the beach in hawaii or something.
--[How you want to die:] Um, as long as I'm happy and not in pain, I don't really care. Not too young, though. I'd like to live and experience stuff first.
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] Somewhere not here, preferably with sun, sea and SURF!!
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] I haven't got a clue. Rock star, I guess..!
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] Japan!!! Or China...
-- [Best eye color:] Green
-- [Best hair color:] Brownish or Black.
-- [Short or long hair:] Depends, doesn't it? How it looks.
-- [Best height:] In a guy? A little taller then me, maybe.
-- [Best weight:] Normal. Not overweight.
-- [Best articles of clothing:] Jeans!! I hate my chucks now cos they leak through the sole!!!!
-- [Best first date location:] I dunno, a warm beach! But that's really just because there is no warm beaches I can go to.
-- [Best first kiss location:] It doesn't matter as long as it's good...!
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] Um, underage drinking and smoking..? It's kinda illigal, isn't it..?
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] Not many. I'm not very trusty. My family and closEST friends.
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] Um, dunno...
-- [Number of piercings:] None, the ones in my ears got infected and kinda scared me from getting more. Kinda want one in my nose.
-- [Number of tattoes:] None yet, I'm not 18 and I don't trust anyone who'll do it to people under 18..!
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] IActually it happens, occationally..
-- [Number of scars on my body:] No real scars scars, but countless scars from falling and scraping my knees and elbows and then not being able to leave the scab alone...
-- [Number of things in my past that I regret:] I don't do regrets. Or, I regret stuff, I just don't want to admit it.
No fear, for I am still bored. Found a new bloody list to fill out..:
[THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS]
1. Who did you last get angry with? Ummm... My dog, actually. She ate my socks!! They had sculls on them!!!
2. What is your weapon of choice? A REALLY sharp katana!!! Muahahaha...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Like hit a boy?? Why wouldn't I..?
4. How about of the same sex? Even more the same sex, girls are bitchy and generally not very strong...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I think this chick on here got pretty angry with me just now.
6. What is your pet peeve? Err, I'm Norweigan... Dunno what that means...
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can’t keep a grudge even if I REALLY try...
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? SHOWER!!!! No, I'm kidding, I showered today... I dunno, there's nothing I'm supposed to do daily, is there?? Oh, it is, I'm supposed to floss. Which I totally forgot...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Um, 4.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My second cousin. We used to write letters to each other... *sniff*
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Sorry I'm late, but I ... spent to much time getting out of the door..."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Ewww, no!!! ... I don't have any channels that show them...
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Record is ten, I think. I tend to just turn it of and go back to sleep. I even do that when I have two alarm clocks and one of them are placed so I have to get out of bed to reach it...
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Um, Apple Juice from the alps..?
2. Meat eaters: Veggie!!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I feel like I should loose 2 or 3 kg, but I'm not fat or anything... Just used to be a lot skinnier...
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I prefer coffee...
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "Food!"? All the time, mostly children. Their brains taste best...
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Um… Change the subject??
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/fam
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Actually yeah... I tend to stare at the logos at shirts, and they're always placed over the boob area. Tend to cause some embarassing moments...
4. Have you "done it"? No, I'm pathetic. My love life is nonexistant... I'm luckt in games though...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? That depends, actually. I can't choose...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope...
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD? I DON'T HAVE A SEX LIFE!!!! DON'T RUB IT IN!!!
1. How many credit cards do you own? None...
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Coffee shop. I drink WAAAAY to much coffee...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Be boring and save it for college.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Both. If I have to choose one I need more information. Depends what I would be famous for.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? DUH!!! Then I'd quit the job and travel the world using my mgabucks...
6. Have you ever stolen anything? I think so... Yeah, I have. Lots of beer from my friends ^_^
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? About a thousand. And almost all of them are illigal.
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Nothing..? Started a band..?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I get good grades..? They're always proud of me ^_^ I'M SO LOVED!!!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Write a book, make a CD, make a movie, save the rainforests, feed the children and such...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yeah. Or, well, it depends, really. I always lost when I had my horse, and that didn't bug me, but that was because everybody elses horses was much more expensive...
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No!!! Well, yeah, okay...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? All the time. As long as I don't get caught it means I'm good, doesn't it? People cheat in the real world too...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I cleaned the bathroom..?
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want an iPod and a Mac. Almost all my friends have those.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? WTF?? I don't even know what that is...
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Angelina Jolie!! She's with Brad Pitt!!! Kidding... I like being me. Most of the time anyway. I don't wanna trade!!!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Never had anyone who could...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I hate my tummy...
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Songwriting skills!! My songs are crappy...
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No..? Why would I want that?!?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust. I think... Or greed... Greed fucks up the world the most, and I'm just waiting for the apocalypse...
And now that you know all these interesting things about me, I think I'll go to bed...
GAH, I filled out one of those lists everyone used to have in their hous (and some still do) BUT ET LOGGED ME OUT WHEN I WAS POSTING IT!!!
The new Cohen CD is great. The soundtrack from the movie about him! I can't wait to see it. Cohen is just the greatest artist in the world. And that's coming from someone who has Marilyn Manson on her wall. But I mean it when I say that he is a genious.
Cohen was the first artist I ever loved. I remember sitting behind the couch in our old house as a kid, just playing Dance Me To The End Of Love over and over again. I loved his music before I had any idea what it was about. My favourite song, Famous Blue Raincoat, is still the most beautiful song I know. But I couldn't play it because it was on vinyl and my parents was worried that I might ruin it.
It's funny how one artist can mean so much to me. I think I'll go into a serious depression when he dies. I can't believe he's 73. He's really always been around, haven't he..?
Sincerly L. Cohen...
Wow, I'm bored.
I'm all alone at home right now, and I'm sick. I was supposed to go away to a friends cabin this weekend, like a little Roskilde reunion, but I got sick. So all my friends are gone and partying, and I'm sick...
And school started, which means that I have to get up monday morning and pretend to be smart. Which I really don't feel like doing. Well, at least it's my final year. And I don't have math or chemistry anymore, which is good. I still have biology though, but that's not so bad. And I have latin!! I'm really looking forward to it! Glad I have something to look forward too now I couldn't go on this trip... But I guess life could be a lot worse.
I wanna go to Japan. Like, right now. Quit school and just go to Japan. That would definitely change the monotony of my life. Or, the life I have now that the holiday is over. It's gonna be all school, school, school, school, school, weekend/party, weekend/party, school, school, school, school, school, weekend/party and yeah, you get the idea... Jeez, I've been back for three days, and I already can't wait for the next summer holiday...
What can I say? School sucks, man...
I've never been one to stereotype. I've never been one to label. I've never been one to dislike people for the way they dress, for their make-up or for the bands they listen to...
Up until now...
BECAUSE I'M SO SICK OF ALL THOSE BLOODY POSERS ON THIS PAGE!!!
Aww, look at the ugly me, I think I'm gonna kill myself because I'm so ugly. And since I'm so fucking ugly and depressed about it I take a million webcam pics and post them here so you all can see how ugly I am and why I'm so depressed.
And you know, I'm really unique too... I dress just like everybody else who became fashonably depressed after being goth hit mainstreem. And emo, too. I'm really an outcast, you know, everybody hates me because I dress oh so "differently".
GET IT TO-FUCKING-GET
When I joined elftown, it was a place for "elfwood artists and hangarounds". Which it supposedly still is. BUT IT ISN'T!!! I has turned into a place for fake-goths, wannabe-emo's and oh-ehm-gee-I'm
To all of you who belong to one of the before mentioned groups, do us all a favour and
I knew I forgot something...
Turned out it was dinner. Dinner as in BUYING dinner. As in I'm extremely hungry and don't have food.
Meh, at least it's the 666 day today... I wanted to like burn down a church or something, just for the symbolism. But I figures that it would be more than just a little stupid to do that... 'cos it's mean and illigal and stuff... ANd I'm not a satanist... so, yeah... I'm bored and can't sleep and why the FUCK am I writing this..?
We had band practise today... Without our stupid drummer... Teenage kicks with a guitarist playing drums sounds kinda ... crappy?? yeah, I think crappy is the best word in this case...
I never knew there was such a thing as too much hot chocolate...
But it turns out that too much hot chocolate is alive and well and extremely evil.
IGGY POP IS COMING TO BERGEN!!!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!!
"Write a page about European "lunch differences" based on the information in the table and the text you have just listened to."
What the bloody hell do I care about lunch ANYWAYS... I mean, it's LUNCH!!! Who CARES if the French have a longer lunch break than the Brits?!? And I have to WRITE about it??
I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION!!!
It's all that I can do right now... Listening to Weezer for the umpteenmillion
I'm listening to Franz Ferdinand live from Øya festivalen while my two best friends are there. I was going to go too, but I'm F'ING BROKE!!!! Being broke sucks so much... ARRRGH!!! I F'ING HATE BEING F'ING BROKE!!!! I think I kinda got a job today, so maybe I'll stop being SO F'ING BROKE!!!!!!!!!
sensored for your convinience