it is my bowiggin burfday in 8 days, i hope you are excited.
buy me a present ;P
whoa i havent written here since february!
since then djin and i have launched our underundergrou
as for myself personallement
my life is a soap opera, ive been listening to starlight express and i went to silverstone last freitag wich was spifforicious i must say.
and that is it since februar.
Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Meatloaf
Are you male or female: Special Girl
Describe yourself: More than you deserve
How do some people feel about you: You never can be too sure about the girl
How do you feel about yourself: All revved up with no place to go
Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend: everything is permitted
Describe current boyfriend / girlfriend: standing on the outside (close as I could get to I don’t have one! Sorry!)
Describe where you want to be: The promised land
Describe how you live: left in the dark
Describe how you love: Dead ringer for love
What would you ask for if you had just one wish: If this is the last kiss, lets make it last all night
Share a few words of Wisdom: Don't you look at me like that
Now say goodbye: Keep driving
LOOK AT ME::::
You, my friend, are thick as pigshit.
Don't let it bother you. Some people have become extremely successful, while remaining the intellectual inferior of a lobotomised schnauzer (see it yap backwards!). Politicians, Hollywood movie stars, truckers and obese men driving white vans have all "made it" with your gargantuan stupidity. So don't fret: there is hope.
We advise you grow a giant moustache and go live in the country with your four dogs. There you will be allowed to shoot tin cans and shout "hooooeeeee" at nothing in peace.
this is what would happen to me if i survived a nuclear apocalypse...
I deleted the last entry. It was stupid. Immature and a spur of the moment thing.
I read it again and realised how pathetic I sounded.
Nay mind eh.
What we need to figure out here is did I steal this from moon, or did she steal it from me or did we steal it from different poeple??!??!?!
I stole it from her....
If I was a profession I'd be: backing dancer...
If I was a country I'd be: Wales, big, green and mountainous (nothing like me)
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a puddle
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: eaten by a small dribbly child
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Dursley bus station.
If I was a store I'd be: I'd like to say Cult but moon said that one... uh... Tammy girl.
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: an old man's welly boot.
If I was a bad habit I'd be: teeth picking
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: vanilla
If I was a disease I'd be: manflu (same as moon, manflu is just too cool)
If I was a board game I'd be: trivial pursuit
If I was a feeling I'd be: itchy
If I was a president I'd be: voted out by now.
If I was a city I'd be: cardiff
If I was a colour I'd be: tropical orange
If I was a celebrity I'd be: famous for somehting really stupid
If I was a movie I'd be: a flop
If I was a brand of toothpaste: minty fresh - for your convenience
If I was a business I'd be: jailed for exploiting starving brazilian children
If I was a currency I'd be: passata
If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Silly Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: late afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn
If I were a direction, I'd be: 2nd turning on the right
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: an annoying wobbly table or something
If I were a liquid, I'd be: gravy
If I were a tree, I'd be: eaten by termites
If I were a bird, I'd be: a turkey
If I were a tool, I'd be: a spanner
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a venus fly trap.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: fresh breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a tamborine
If I were an animal, I'd be: a penguin
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potato... oh so versatile.
If I were a sound, I'd be: horsy clopping
If I were an element, I'd be: earth
If I were a car, I'd be: mercedes SLK, silver.
If I were a song, I'd be: love walked in
If I were a book, I'd be: a big boy did it and ran away
If I were a food, I'd be: pasta sauce
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: tangy
If I were a word, I'd be: inky
If I were a body part, I'd be: wedding finger
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: O_O
If I were a shape, I'd be: a dodecahedron
If I were a number, I'd be: 724
Mieux vaut etre bien dans sa tete que mal dans ton cul
just so i remember.
I nicked this from grace's house, thought it would be fun....I haven't done one like this before.
A - Age: 17
B - Best Quality: Freckles?
C - Choice of Meat: Lamb
D - Dream Date: Rupert Grint, uh.. I mean John.
E - Ex: All of them? Or most recent. Most recent is dear Thomas, I'm not listing them all.
F - Favorite Food: chicken fajitas
G - Greatest Accomplishment
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Most Thursdays.
I - Internal conflicts: Eh??!
J - Job title: Student
K - Kool-Aid: Yeh why not.
L - Love: Is not what you feel about someone, its how someone else makes you feel.
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: Most expensive? My prom dress? Emotionally vlaued.... umm.... i dunno.
N - Name: Bob
O - Outfit You Love: My old (broken jeans), green top and brown boots.
P - Pizza Toppings: spicy chicken, peppers and chilli
Q - Question you want to ask: Where is kebekistan?
R - Red is what: The colour of mine and sammie's bedroom.
S - Sport to Watch: Rugby/f1
T - Television Show: VH1, well its a channel - close enough.
U - Unique habit: clicking my fingers frantically when I'm nervous, excitied or bored.
V - Very bad habbit: clicking my back.
W - Winter: is generally quite cold.
X - X-rays you've had: 3 on my head one on my little finger.
Y - Year Born: 1987
Z- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
All your base are belong to us.... Moon doesn'rt half send me some crap.
Weird crap, however strangely catchy.
I am actually typing to the beat of the music now.
So this week.... holy crap I need to do a story board...! I knew there was soemhting I was supposed to do in my free!
Hasta La Vista.
I don't belieeeeeeve it.
Half of the elftown buttons are not showing up. I also just quoted victor meldrew.
I also spent 2 hours and something soemthing minutes on phone with john, because it is friday night and both of us are all revved up with no place to go.
So to get over this i drank a double bacardi and coke follwed by a double vodka and coke because there was alot of coke in the kitchen so, why not eh?
Moon isn't online, somehting is wrong methinks.
anyway, im going back to making slashy videos on windows movie maker so i'll ummm
honestly i feel like an old woman.
I pulled a muscle in my back yesters, doing what I'm not entirely sure, i asked Hugh and he doesn't know so I reckon it was those damn benches.
I fell asleep during a media conference, how bad am I?
John hasn't rang me to see if I'm okay. i don't think he loves me.
Operation Oxtail Soup begins tomorrow, me and moon are excited, i saiy no more until soup becomes public.
*glowers at John, who has a black eye*
He said he'd be off school today so i rang his house at 11 to see how he was and he was at school, now his father either thinks:
a) what a caring girlfriend my son has or
b) what a tit.
I reckon b.
because he can't even be bothered to call me and I'm nearly crippled.
In other news, I finished my englo coursework for Mr C.
and I have a hawaiian party on saturday.
*is uh.. thingie*
Today is mine and John's Monthaversary.
I'm going to London tomorrow for a media studies conference.
letting fifty or so 'nockers loose on London, all in one day.
They must be mad.
John has read all of this diary.
I am slightly scared because I can't remember what I've written in it.
He said it was 'interesting..
This means I shall have to check shortly.
Today is Sammies Birthday.
Happy Birthday Sammie!
So today I went to stroud to go shopping for christmas, I hate christmas.
Its so commercial, over rated, greedy. etc.
But anyway, I got presents for nosh and moon, john got me my present, I know what it is and its beautiful. But I can't have it til chrimbo and have to act surprised when i open it., I haven't witten it so then I might forget for real then it will be a genuine surprise.
I'm a bit daft. Yes.
Speaking of I'm, I'm also hungry.
I. Am. Bored.
And moon is not online, last time a sent psycho waves they worked, I'll try again....
Moon, this is the voice of the mysterons, we know you can hear us earthling. We are commanding you to go onto the interweb and chat to bob because she is one bored mofo and you love her. Also buy her lots of chocolate because she is hungry.
That should work.... only time will tell.
Bloody hell its cold. I left my mittens at nosh's house to make it worse.
Guess what i did this moirning? Made a dirty greast hole in the bum of my favourite jeans, NO not because i have a fat arse, because they are my favourite jeans and wear them alot and they wore out. I am gutted.
I've been wearing nikkis trousers all day, which are considerably larger than me so they've been falling down all bloody day and I'm pretty sure Mr Wallis saw my underwear....
Ofsted weeks begins....
We had a structured drama lesson, a fun french lesson and i enjoyed key skills....
tis not normal.....
And theres no one online to talk to, sucks, wheres moon when you need her??
Theres nothing better than spending an entire day with your closest friends, family and boyfriends doing all the things you like to do, smiling, laughing, joking....
That is NOT what I did today.
I did, however, have John round which was rather cool. We uh.. watched a film, well John did, I was being dead annoying, poking, prodding, being myself..!
Then, after constant nagging from John, we went in the hot tub, then got out and watched 'the life of brian'.
ofstred inspections start tomorrow, this means I shall have to do my work or else my teachers will either get really horrible or be disappointed and accuse me of letting them down.
I really hopee that an inspector comes in to 7l4s classon tuesday, i help out there, im sure they'd love to see hoe mrs atherton handles them...
oh and also, martyn let me reverse the audi off the driveway.
Anyone who has seen the audi will appreciate how bloody scared i was. Martyn wasn't even in the car to take over if i cocked up, he was on the phone to his mother.
It was the scariest thing i've ever done because its really powerful and I'm only used to driving a little ford Ka.
I didn't kill it though, which was good news.
Like my new individual house?
I wrote it myself. Moon copied.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha my evil plan is almost complete
We went to ikea a few weeks ago and bought pasta bowls and I've wanted to use them ever since. Now we have no plates left, they're all in the dishwasher and i didn't turn it on! This means we have to eat tea out of the pasta bowls .
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA