[alex150103]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2005-11-14
Written: (5084 days ago)

ok..so ive been thinking alot lately...and ive realised how lucky i am to have such great friends...and how ive made some new ones (sam, tom etc) , or realised how much the ones i already had were so fantastic (to use a good example is rob...bless him.. he has never said a bad word against me to my knowlage, he really is a top class bloke and its an honour too be his friend...and even having some aquantences turn into good friends for example ed corbett...and sometimes i think i do some things that really piss my friends off (understatment of the year) and they still are my friends which make them so special...so even tho most of them cant see this i'd just like to say a massive thank you to all my friends and that i really do appriciate it..even though i dont show it all the time...oh and something else ive learnt...that i should stop using these ellipsus so many times in one paragraph...oh well...

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Written about Tuesday 2005-06-07
Written: (5244 days ago)

bloody guardsa... deleted my stuff so next to where it said image deleted by guards i put stuff like guards suck donky dick...etc...anyhoo the guards saw it and put next to it i red at leadt we can spell or something like that...so i put next top that 'i have dyslexia and dyspraxia you cock head and i make no exception to that' they removed that and put me as banned....but im still here????

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-22
Written: (5321 days ago)
Next in thread: 540680

Well i thought a crotch is kinda laid back,
watchin them peckers tryin to get in her crack,
im gettin messy when there slippin off the track.
thank god im a pubic hair
So she fluffs me upwhen shes goin on a date.
washes the inside when shes guna masterbate.
scratches me to death cause her periods late.
thank god im a pubic hair.
When shes not really horny, she uses vaseline.
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean.
I appreciate it when im coverd with cream.
Thank god im a pubic hair.
well i like it when they eat but i dont like when they diddle.
i get crushed when there pounding on her middle.
curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
thank god im a pubic hair!

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Written about Friday 2005-03-18
Written: (5326 days ago)

i saw this on someones page and thought it was funny....'Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: my friends'

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Written about Sunday 2005-03-13
Written: (5331 days ago)

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

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Written about Monday 2005-02-28
Written: (5343 days ago)
Next in thread: 509490, 509532

ok can someone explain to me the new trend....building the home page, then deleting it,saing that ull never come on elftown again, then rebuild it, then repete the whole thing over again?

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Written about Sunday 2005-02-27
Written: (5345 days ago)

pull up a chair, sit on the floor,
ill tell ya a story youve heard of before.
one fine day in the middle of the night,
2dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew there swords and shot on another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
aand saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true,
ast the blind man he saw it to......woo a classic but i still love it

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Written about Friday 2005-01-14
Written: (5388 days ago)
Next in thread: 471927

you no how much i love my hair? well if i can raise £100 for the tsunami appeal then ill cut it2 how short the school will let me...so i expect some people from school to hcok up the dosh! and malc said that he'll make up the difference!

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Written about Sunday 2004-12-26
Written: (5408 days ago)
Next in thread: 470552

ok so i feel better cuz i found my comp was fixed whn i got home and i went to my big bros today and he bought me a set top box and he bought me some 'desial' smelly stuff which was nice and i saw all my nephews open there prezzys so im happy

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Written about Saturday 2004-12-25
Written: (5409 days ago)
Next in thread: 455153

ok so this isnt good....off my mom i got a graphics tablet and a wireless keybord and mouse...took them to plug um into my computer and it broke im really pissed off...i got my fone cant use it i got my computer stuff cant use them thats about 400 quids wort of stuff i cant bloody use

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Written about Friday 2004-12-24
Written: (5409 days ago)
Next in thread: 454863

im really annoyed...i went into argos today and paid 250 quid for a fone took it home and it would even charge then i looked at it closely and it had all scratches and things over it and it looked like a second hand fone and y the time i realised and tried to get back to town argos had closed so that means i wont get my new fone 4 xmas :@

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Written about Thursday 2004-12-16
Written: (5417 days ago)

Chav Jokes!



1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.



2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.



3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.



4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.



5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.



6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
(or Britney Spears)



7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.



8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.



9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"



10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.



11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.



12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the "Gary"!

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Written about Wednesday 2004-12-08
Written: (5425 days ago)
Next in thread: 439503

i thought id add this now being as thought the two people who are aimed at arnt talking to me even though ive done nothing wrong so i decided to give u a reason to not talk to me

Lucy-look lets face it scott isnt gonna get back with u, nothing uve done...get over it, nobody likes to hear the same thing over and over 'oh im so sad scotts done this and scotts done that' it annoys alot of people, and the other night when u wanted to go upto sebs and then half way up the hill u went home that was just rude. Another thing to add u had a go at abby about her diary and it wasnt even anything to do with u...believe it or not the world doesnt revolve around u and ur problems, and lets face it, scott was bound to break up with you if you kept being arsy with him.

Nikki- Jerrod is a twat, he always has been and always will be it might not be his falt its probably just because he's american. But do you remember what happened last time cuz i can u ended up in tears at what he had done to you, he will do it again if u allow him to, im not telling you to do this but the best thing to do would be to block him. Next point, when he did that to u, u were upset, and who was there for you? abby, abbys the one who always cares for people and doesnt mean to offend them and then u told her to fuck off for trien to look out for u? u really hurt her..all of u did when u started to gang up on her, good friends u are...isnt she allowed to have her own oppinion? surley nikki ur best friend for 8/9 years means more to u then a couple of words from a virtual friend?

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Written about Wednesday 2004-12-01
Written: (5432 days ago)
Next in thread: 431294, 431295

for gods sake everyone sort urselves out

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Written about Wednesday 2004-11-17
Written: (5446 days ago)

this is a section of edgar allan poe's short story 'the tell tail heart' i hope u find it as amusing as i did...

"when i had made an opening sufficient for my head....and then i thrust in my head. oh you would have laughted to see how cunningly i thrust it in i moved it slowly, very, very slowely so that i wouldnt disturb the old mans sleep. It took me an hour to place my hole head within the opening so far that i could see him as he lay upon his bed. Ha!"

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Written about Wednesday 2004-11-17
Written: (5446 days ago)

this is a section of edgar allan poe's short story 'the tell tail heart' i hope u find it as amusing as i did...

"when i had made an opening suffisiont for my head....and then i thrust in my head. oh you would have laughted to see how cunningly i thrust it in i moved it slowly, very, very slowely so that i wouldnt disturb the old mands sleep. It took me an hour to place my hole head within the opening so far that i could see him as he lay upon his bed. Ha!"

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Written about Saturday 2004-10-16
Written: (5479 days ago)

was caught throwin rubber across the classroom today she told me to right a letter of why it was immature to throw rubbers across the class this is what i put...Throwing pieces of eraser is a silly and immature thing to do because, if I throw too many pieces or rubber and they all land in a big pile they could be dangerous as someone might fall on them and land on a nail on the floor poking both there eyes out as the person rolled over and the nail hit the other eye, this is also a silly thing to do as I am not taking in consideration to how hard the cleaners work, and that my actions of throwing the bits of rubber across the classroom might cause them to have to work later then they should, which may as a result cause them many family troubles and cause them to severe drinking and depression to which the government will have to give the cleaners many pills which will cost the government a lot of money which intern may lead to the government having to put up the taxes, this happening will make those who can barley afford to pay there taxes at the moment having no money and starving to death so just because of my stupid actions of throwing a tiny piece of rubber across the classroom may cause the death and severe depression of hundreds of thousands of people across the UK and intern this may cause there family’s to become depressed which may spread across the hole world and before we all know it the whole world will become depressed and this is all because I threw the tiniest bit of rubber across Mrs Caldecote’s class. Or I might just hit someone in the eye which will hurt for a while. And cause me to get in a bit of trouble which to me will be the end of the world, and we don’t want that do we?
Throwing rubber is iresponcible and rubbers can cost quite a bit, here is some research: at ASDA a rubber will cost 75 pence however comparing this to the same rubber which cost 79 pence at WHSmith, we have now uncovered a scandle. Any hoo the morel of this report is that asda is cheaper than WHSmith.

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Written about Friday 2004-09-17
Written: (5508 days ago)

my girfriend farted on my leg i cant believe it and it smelt

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Written about Tuesday 2004-09-14
Written: (5511 days ago)

i am so annoyed my g/f (abby)'s dad last night said that i had brought FLEAS in his house, he doesnt even have fleas in his bloody house im so annyed i new he hated me but thats just not fair

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Written about Sunday 2004-09-12
Written: (5512 days ago)

ok school for the past two years have given me maths first period on monday.....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are they trieng to kill us??? *crys in the corner witha plant*

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Written about Thursday 2004-09-09
Written: (5515 days ago)
Next in thread: 347445

im sad now :( abby went home and i miss her sooo much :(:(:(:(:( schools messed everything up

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