[hatter m]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5374 days ago)

Jesus i just had to do it didn't i, i had to throw that bloody diablo and it had to hit me on the damn shoulder didn't it, no my shoulder hurts like hell, i puke if i eat too much and i can't have any damn pain killers cause we don't want to upset my already bloody upset stomach.

and i promised i'd cut back on bloody swearing, am i doin well?

616999  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-07-06
Written: (5383 days ago)

001: Name: Liam

002: NickName: Dobbo

003: Country of living: UK

004: Shoe Size: 8

005: Birthday: 04/07/91

005:Age: 14 now.

006: Hair Color: brown

007: Eye Color: Brown

008: School/Work: School

009: Smoke: no

010: Hobbys: Writing, Playing guitar, Computer, etc.

011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 sister

012: Relationship: yes

013: Piercings: No, i was wearing armour when they tried

014: Tattoes: No

015: Favorite country to go to: Russia?

016: Are there people you wont reply to: Pretty much anybody i don't know. (That means you)

017: Nicest person you met this year: No

018: Person you'd rather not meet this year: Jesus, i did a lot of cursing in that place.

019: Who would you like to meet: Real people that exist

020: Who do you admire most: Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins) Pre 1998 (then he shaved his head)

021: Most desirable person(s}: Keira Knightly

023: Favourite car: Anything with 4 wheels or possibly 3.

024: Favourite Movie: Star wars: revenge of the sith (at the moment)

025: Favourite City: Seattle, seems kinda interesting

026: Favourite Music: Grunge

027: Favourite Stuffed Toy: It's gotta be that blow up thing oh no wait it was the snoopy teddy.

028: Favourite Deodorant: anything that doesn't make me smell like [Yajuja]

029: Favourite Magazine: Total Guitar

030: Favourite sound: Manic Laughter?

031: Favourite TV Show: Futurama, Daria

032: Favourite writer: Darren Shan

033: Favourite Nickname: I'd go with God but nobody really calls me that.

034: What is on your mouse pad: Tis Blue

035: What is under your bed: ME!!!

036: Favourite Colour: Red

037: Favourite song: Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm or tonight, tonight

038: Favourite song at this moment: The Exorcist theme if that counts?

039: Favourite Food: Lasganr lasnge lasange lasania oh fuck it the thing with meat pasta and cheese

040: Favourite class in school: History

041: Favourite Drink: Cherryaide

042: Lucky Number: ZERO

043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: I am rather devoted (aparently)

044: What deodorant do you use: First one i find

045: Favourite Shoes: Converse Mid tops

046: What time do you go to bed on
weekdays: 10:30 - 11:30

047: What word do you use most: Wanker

048: Most romantic moment in your life: It is none of your F-ing Business

049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: Breaking my collarbone by tripping on a football (Chrissy you wanker)

050: You spend your time outside or inside: Outside

051: What do you do in the weekends: Sleep

052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: They pretty much all suck but N.S has to be the worst.

053: Your Breakfast: Breakfast do you have that at 1 o'clock in the afternoon???

054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: Anything that is green.

055: Pets: Hampster the phsyco maniac of doom.

056: Laugh or dream: Dream

057: Serious or funny: funny

058: Fast or slow: Fast

059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: relationship

060: Simple or complicated?: Simple so i can get it done fast

061: Cremate or Buried when you die: Die!?!?! ME!?!?!?

063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Bed??? oh late

64: Light or dark?: Dark

065: Speak or Silence: silence

066: Do you like a Tall or small women: Small so they aren't bigger than me.

067: Newspaper or Television: Televison

068: Hug or kiss: Kiss (isn't it obvious)

069: Happy or Sad: Wet

070: Life or Death: Like i said before Die!?!?!?! ME!?!??!

071: Gig or Disco: gig

072: Left or Right: Middle

073: Sausages on top, or on the side: What the fuck are you talking about.

074: Brunets or Blondes: Black

075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: So about that deal we had, the small black haired girl. so were is she?

076: You believe in reincarnation: What is there to reincarnate I'm not gonna die really you gotta belive me, no i don't want to test it put down the gun!..

077: You believe in Aliens: ...

078: When you die, what will be your last words?: Don't Press the button, are you a fucking retard of something, no no don't don't!!! oh shit RUN!

470075  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-01-12
Written: (5558 days ago)

( Color ) Red
( Animal ) Panther
( Vehicle ) Mini
( Flower ) rose
( Beer ) Stella artois
( Liquor ) (shrugs shoulders)
( Soda ) Coke
( Food ) chips
( Book ) LOTR by JRR Tolkien
( Author ) JRR Tolkien
( Movie ) Pirates of the carbien
( State ) Don’t care
( City ) Don’t care
( School Subject ) I.C.T
( Movie genre ) action
[Random questions]
( Color your hair? ) No not yet
( Floss daily? ) no
(Own a webcam?) no
(Ever get off the damn computer? )yep I think
(Gotten a speeding ticket?) no
( How fast? ) nope!
(Been in a wreck?) no
(Been arrested? ) no
(Stolen a car? ) no
( Stolen anything? ) no
( Smoke? ) no
( Pot? ) no, never
( Crack? ) no
( Drink? ) yea
( Considered being a hooker? ) no
( a pimp? ) no
( Cheated on someone? ) no
( Been married? ) no
( Been divorced? ) no
( Are you psycho? ) yes
( Split personalities? ) yes I mean no wait a min…yes we do… do we…YES… ok yes
( Obsessive? ) about wat
( Panic? ) no
( Depressed? ) no
( Suicidal? ) no
( Obsessed with hate? ) no
( Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ) yes
( Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ) ???
( Had sex outdoors? ) no

[Right now...]
( What are you watching? ) no tv in my room
( What time is it? ) 19:38pm
( What are you wearing? ) School games kit
( Wanna cyber? ) nah
( Hey baby, nice shoes...) im not wearing any
( What're you drinking? ) …
( Eating? ) plastic more chewing actually
( Got both hands on the keyboard? ) yep
( You sure bout that? ) yep
( Who are you talkin to? ) myself
( What other windows do you have open? ) one
( How bored are you? ) very I mean im doing this test

442450  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2004-12-12
Written: (5589 days ago)

ICT homework

Input Devices.

Alan Ford will probably need quite a few input devices. These include a keyboard for the input of text. A standard QWERTY keyboard will suffice. A mouse will also be required, preferably 2 or 3 click with a scroll wheel to easily move through pages of text. Also a scanner or digital camera would be very useful, with a scanner you could upload pictures of products and other things onto your computer, whereas with a digital camera you could upload photo’s straight onto the computer without the slight distortion that a scanner may cause, but a digital camera would not make good quality copies of things already on paper that have already been drawn or printed out. He would not require a joystick as he would not really be using the computer for any games or things that require a joystick.

Output Devices

Alan Ford would only require couple of output devices, he will obviously require a VDU (Visual Display Unit) but he could either get a cathode ray tube monitor or a flat panel monitor. Both have advantages, the CRT monitor is big and bulky takes up a lot of space it also cuts off about a ¼ of an inch of the overall screen though it is a lot cheaper then a flat panel one. The advantages of the flat panel one is that it takes up less space and does not cut a bit of the screen off it is a lot more expensive though. He should go for a CRT one for its cheapness.

Processing Unit

In his processing unit Alan ford will need an Intel Pentium 4 processor with a 40 gigabyte hard drive to store all the spreadsheets and customer databases he will need. He will not really need a floppy drive but most computers come with one ready installed. Floppy disks can be useful for storing small files on but are not very compact or reliable and a better investment would be in a USB flash Drive which will store a lot more data and are a lot more compact and reliable. He will also need a CD-ROM/DVD-ROM to read CD’s and DVD’s, an all in one would be best because it will work out cheaper. He will also need a CD-RW/DVD-RW to write files to disk to make backup copies of all his spread sheets and other files in case his computer crashes and he loses his files. Try to get a CD-RW 24X 24X 40X which will meet his requirements. He will need a modem if he is going to access the internet and develop a website. He will need a fast connection like broadband because it is more reliable and would work out cheaper; a dial up would be slow.  


Alan Ford will need Microsoft Windows XP professional office version it will offer better virus control then home version and is more suited to work then the home version. Microsoft XP automatically comes with Microsoft Word (word processing), Microsoft Excel (spreadsheet program), Microsoft Access (Database program), Microsoft Publisher (desktop publishing) and Microsoft Frontpage Express (website development tool). It also comes with a personal organiser which Alan needs and Microsoft Outlook an E-mail program.

439631  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2004-12-09
Written: (5592 days ago)

The first person to correctly guess my riddle was

[Broken Sunshine]

the answer is hell

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Written about Saturday 2004-11-20
Written: (5612 days ago)


384413  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2004-10-19
Written: (5644 days ago)


8989= ↔
8985= ↓
8984 5656=↑
0222=Þ (used for smileys> :Þ)

375934  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2004-10-10
Written: (5653 days ago)
Next in thread: 541557

number Band
1 Nirvana
2 Feeder      *note
3 Placebo      the bands are
4 Led Zeppelin   not in any order
5 Green day
6 Red Hot Chilli Peppers
7 Dope
8 Tenacious D
9 The White Stripes
10 Blink 182
11 The Offspring
12 Sum 41
13 Nightwish
14 U2
15 System of a down
16 Alkaline Trio
17 Queens Of The Stone Age
18 Foo Fighters
19 Metallica
20 Bowling For Soup
21 Muse
22 Motorhead
23 AC DC
24 Brand new
25 Yellowcard
26 Nickelback
27 Frnz Ferdinand
28 R.E.M
29 The Smashing Pumpkins
30 Linkin Park
31 Alien Ant Farm
32 Maroon 5
33 O.P.M
34 Iron Maiden
35 The Strokes
36 The Hives
37 Razorlight
38 Eva Cassidy
39 Meatloaf
40 Switchfoot
41 Lost Prophets
42 HIM
43 The Rasmus
44 Less Than Jake
45 Goldfinger
46 Janes Addiction
47 Prodigy
48 Weird al
49 Murderdolls
50 Wheatus
51 Sex Pistols
52 The Clash
53 Oasis
54 Savage Garden
55 Sting
56 The Chors
57 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
58 Finch
59 Thursday
60 Incubus
61 Ash
62 A
63 Queens Of The Stone Age
64 Robbie Williams
65 Survivour
66 Deep Purple
67 Bille Joe Armstrong
68 Smashmouth
69 Simple Plan
70 Fountains Of Wayne
71 Guns 'n' Roses
72 Funeral For A Friend
73 The Verve
74 Drowning Pool
75 American Hi-Fi
76 Billy Talent
77 Puddle of mud
78 The Libertines
79 Travis
80 Coldplay
81 Evenescence
82 Theory Of A Dead Man
83 Kiss
84 Bon Jovi
85 The Who
86 Rainbow
87 David Bowie
88 Wheezer
89 Rammstein
90 Bob Dylan
91 Avril Lavigne
92 Aerosmith
93 Beautiful south
94 Nine inch nails
95 Hoobersank
96 Korn
97 The Calling
98 The Ramones
99 Dom maclare
100 Marilyn Manson

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