[wiccan commander 2525]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2007-05-17
Written: (4505 days ago)
Next in thread: 945275

Repost with your eye color.

|B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S|

People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

|G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S|

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

|H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S|
People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.

|B|R|O|W|N| |E|Y|E|S|
People with brown eyes are either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. EXTREMELY good kissers. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days.

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Written about Saturday 2007-04-07
Written: (4545 days ago)

["I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong"

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Written about Wednesday 2007-03-21
Written: (4563 days ago)

[60 Things Most Girls Don't Know]
a guy wrote this

*Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

*"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

*Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

*Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

*Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

*Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.

-*A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

*Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

-Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

*Guys get jealous easily.

*Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

*Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

-*Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

*Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

*Girls are guys' weaknesses.

*Guys are very open about themselves.

*It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

*If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

*A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

*Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

*Guys will brag about anything.

*Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

*Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

*Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

*Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

*Try to be as straightforward as possible.

*A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted
, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

*If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

*No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

*Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

*Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

*If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

*When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

*When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

*If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

**When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

*Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

*A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

*Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

*Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

*Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

*Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

*Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

*A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

*No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

*Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

***We don't like girls who are too skinny.

*We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

**Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

***Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

-*When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

**Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

-*Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

****When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

892268  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-12-28
Written: (4645 days ago)

I don't care if it's science or magical power. No, come to think of it, if I had to, I'd put my faith in science. Because of science, humans who used to crawl around on the ground can now fly, and soon we're about to go into space! I've earned my living thanks to science, so to me, there's nothing greater. ~Cid Highwind~ Final Fantasy VII

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Written about Tuesday 2006-12-19
Written: (4654 days ago)

Haven't wrote in this thing in forever...so basically....
I had an interesting convo today. It was me and one of my other friends.

Me: Hey! How have you been! (Oh did I mention she called me out of the blue)
Friend: Alright... listen ne thing new been happenin with you?
Me: Na not really schools going great and stuff...So ne special reason for calling?
Friend: Um well.... ya actually. I sorta decided slash figured out recently that i'm leaning toward female company... Ya know what i mean?
Me: Oh I see. Well I am so happy for you! Guess that means your not with that guy ne more huh?
Friend: ya...*muffled laugh* so I was sorta wonderin if we could hang out sometime soon. Ya know catch up and junkk like that... your not with ne one are you?
Me: Actually I am dating someone. I've been with him for about 2 years...
Friend: Oh I see... I was just wondering... I saw your Deviantart thing your looking alot better now that your out of all that bad stuff and in that private school.
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Well I should leave you alone... i'll call ya again sometime and we can get together...sound fun? I mean maybe we could fool around or something....
Me: Um well...ya...whatever...talk to ya sometime soon.
Friend: Ya..bye.

Is that not one of the creepiest conversations in the world or what? Oh well. I just hope she doesn't turn around and ask me out or something cause wow that would be sketch... Nonetheless. I gotsta go. Toodles y'all!


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Written about Saturday 2006-12-16
Written: (4657 days ago)


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Written about Friday 2006-12-08
Written: (4665 days ago)

Here's one for you:

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

884038  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-12-07
Written: (4666 days ago)

[Name(s)] Your worst nightmare.
[Country of living] USA

[Birthdate] A birthdate of time..... what else would it be???

[Eye color] Brown

[Shoesize] 9 to a 10

[Hobby's]Reading, drawing, listening to music, concert going and other random stuff

[Brothers or sisters] Nope. Only child and dam happy about it.

[Favorite Country to go to] England

[Are there people you won't reply to?] Not really...unless they give me a reason to..

[Favorite Movie(s)] Interview With A Vampire, and other movies with vampires and stuff

[Favorite sound] Music, death metal...

[Favorite TV-series] Heroes and House

[Favorite color] Black

[What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself] Me, hmmm..... everything is great about me.

[What time do you go to bed on weekdays] Um... i refuse to answer on grounds that i could be incriminated.

[What word do you use most] Sod. just cause it sounds so dam cool.

[What do you do on the weekends] What I dam well want to.
[Serious or funny] Funny.

[Fast or slow] Fast. 

[You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone] Relationship

[Simple or complicated?] Depends on what is simple or complicated....

[Stay up late or go to bed early] Late.

[Speak or Silence] Speak all the time every time.

[Do you like a Tall or small guy] I don't know... I like whatever my bf [nightgoth] falls under.

[Hug or kiss] Kiss.

[Happy or Sad] Depends on the day...

[Choose Life or Death] Death..no doubt about it

[Does true love exist] yes and I have found mine

[How many kids would you like to have] None...I am not one for kids....


[Best feeling in the world] Being....Dead maybe??/

[Worst feeling in the world] Cheerleader jumpiness and extact world peace syndrom

[What are you afraid of]  Spiders....they always end up in my room...or in my face...or near me...*shudders* I hate them!!

[Are you an emotional person] Depends on the day....

[What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve] To not be me ne more.

[What is the best part of a guy] his hands, his eyes and his love

[What do you think of Elftown] Tis fun... very fun.

[Is there something you miss about elftown] Nope, because I haven't left it....

[Where did you get this question list]a person's house

[best friend on elftown] [Dear.y] and [the pallbearer]

884034  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-12-07
Written: (4666 days ago)

Oh my god I'm bored.
Where is everyone?
*self pity*
Nobody will read this...
but if you do, congrats.
Someone...talk to meh...NOW
I'm done...

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Written about Sunday 2006-11-26
Written: (4677 days ago)
Next in thread: 879365

Mothers............Things we owe to our mothers

1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*. "If you're
going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*. "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."

3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*. "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*. " Because I said so, that's why."

5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*. "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*. "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY_*. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."

8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*. "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper."

9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*. "Will you look at that
dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*. "You'll sit there until all
that spinach is gone."

11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER_*. "This room of yours looks as
if a tornado went through it."

12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*. "If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*. "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."

14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*. "Stop acting
like your father!"

15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like
you do."

16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*. "Just wait until we get

17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_* "You are going to get it
when you get home!"

18.*_ My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*. "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*. "Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?"

20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR_*. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*. "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS_*. "You're just like your father."

23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*. "Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.*_ My mother taught me WISDOM_*. "When you get to be my age, you'll

25. And my favorite: -*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*. "One day
you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

859333  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-10-03
Written: (4731 days ago)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this

[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it ************** ***************************************************]

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Written about Friday 2006-09-22
Written: (4743 days ago)
Next in thread: 855560


I am and I'm dam proud.

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Written about Saturday 2006-09-16
Written: (4748 days ago)

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat

[whatta dumbass
now go back and read every 3rd word of each line.

849629  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-09-06
Written: (4758 days ago)

the worst way to miss some one
is to sit next to them
knowing that u can't have them

i wanted to send you something HOT,AMAZING,ADORABLE,SMART,GOOD
the post man told me to get the
fu** out the post boxs

*_If you see me walking with someone new, its not because i want to_*
*_Its because you weren’t there to walk beside me_*
*_If you see me smile, its not because I’ve forgotten you_*
*_Its because I’ve gotten tired of crying over you_*
*_If you see me living my life again, its not because I’ve moved on_*
*_Its because i hate the fact that you easily live your life without me_*
*_So if i fall in love with someone else its not because i want to_*
*_Its because you weren’t there to catch me when i fell for you_*

[~I Seem To Have A Problem~
...I Think I've Lost My Heart...
~I Can't Find It Anywhere~
...It's Like I'm Searching...
~Through The Dark~
...I Was Beginning To Panic...
~Wondering What To Do~
...Then I Remember...
~My Heart Belongs To You~


[These are 12 signs that you are falling in love....

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago
12. You read their texts over and over again...
11. You walk really slow when you're with them...
10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...
9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
8. You smile when you hear their voice...
7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...
6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...
5. They become ALL you think about...
4. You get high just from their scent...
3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them...
2. You would do anything for them...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole

~*If you love someone, put their name
in a circle, instead of a heart,
because hearts can break, but circles go on

[*When ever you get lonely, just look
at the spaces between your fingers,
and remember that's where mine will
always fit perfectly xoxox

[**if you want to lay under the stars with some one special then put this in your profile**]

Dumb girls need air    
Naughty girls need underwear
Nice girls arent mean
Funny girls make a scene
Perfect girls have all the class
Mean girls will kick your ass
Smart girls will excell
Gossip girls will tell
Popular girls get all the boys
Little girls play with toys
Normal girls are nothing new
So which one applies to you? 
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Written about Tuesday 2006-09-05
Written: (4759 days ago)


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Written about Thursday 2006-08-31
Written: (4764 days ago)

*goes and dies in a hole*

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Written about Sunday 2006-08-20
Written: (4775 days ago)

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Can I flirt with you?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Is your daddy a terrorist, cuz you are the bomb baby!

Be unique and different, say yes.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!

Rebuttals to Pick Up Lines

He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

840866  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (4776 days ago)

Go here... laugh ur butt off and if u don't think its funny please enlighten me cause its true and histerical!!!!!!!

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Written about Friday 2006-08-18
Written: (4777 days ago)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

839067  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (4780 days ago)

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest.

Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

834895  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-05
Written: (4790 days ago)

Current mood: bored

Alone at home.... waiting for something.... anything to happen.... What the hell should i do now???? SHees.... 

Well today has been exceedingly boring. I've been on and offline all day and lets just say that aim gets boring after 7 hours straight... I've been up for almost two days and just can't get to sleep... what the hell is happenin to my god dam life/???? oh watever!

Currently listening :
Morning View (Limited Edition w/ Bonus DVD)
By Incubus
Release date: By 01 October, 2002 

 The logged in version 

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